Lex Luthor

he’s just laughing in his office

// Also I can’t believe I have to say this again but I do not condone Lex’s actions

// Like I do have a job offer that Supergirl would likely turn down with some fucked up motivations that do more sexist and psychological damage

And I don’t at all condone his evil methods

But…time is running out

// I want to be more evil but I got to head to work lol

I also have replies on other accounts which I will try to get to but…uh…a little busy today and tomorrow

Oh Erik. With how expensive things are getting, perhaps the alien needs some money.

After all, I don’t hate aliens and I don’t hate women. Despite what people say.

I give them jobs too.

“That’s what I thought.”

“……Who are you?”

“I’m fully aware. It’s so easy for common people to fall for the lies spread about me.

And yet…they still work. And I still have people cheering my name.

Meanwhile, you still haven’t answered my question. Would you…’lower’ yourself? It would not be the first time I had Supergirl work under me.”

Said the spider themed hero.

“If you’re desperate to lower yourself to steal for your choice of beverage, why not lower yourself to working for a man who you claim to hate?”

“Perhaps as a model. I know some desperate individuals would pay quite the fee just to get a glimpse of her in…certain outfits and positions.”

“If Supergirl wants money, she could come work for me.”

Some people should learn to shut their mouths and cease spreading their stupidity like a virus

Either way, I love how most of you speak so highly of Kryptonite.

Even if many of you aren’t intelligent enough to fully understand it

Such language.

Just don’t ask about Lexor

Survival. Mankind will survive. Lex Luthor will survive.

“I would never kneel before Zod and I would never deal with him.”

Lex is just mad Zod wouldn’t let Lex keep Australia for himself.

Although to be fair, Lex would have planned to turn on Zod and “liberate” mankind to become the hero.

Only Superman got in the way of that

“Zod is a prime example as to why Kryptonians can’t be fully trusted.

What’s to stop any of them from changing their minds and forcing us to kneel?

They may seem peaceful now. But it would be ignorant and foolish of us not to be prepared.”

“I’ve met Zod. I am not a fan.”

// Current Lex is a bit more reasonable. But he’s still 100% do this. He’d just find more reasons to justify his cruelty rather than just doing it to piss off Superman

// Lex isn’t as evil as he used to be. I mean he’s still evil.

But prior to New 52 and Rebirth, one of the most fucked up things he did was blow up New Krypton, killing about 100,000 Kryptonians

Absolutely not. I once had to…exterminate some hostile aliens who had the capacity to rule us all. Their entire planet had to go. And any stragglers were exposed to Kryptonite debris or the yellow sun suddenly being changed to a red sun.

All for the survival of mankind.

It had to be done.

Interesting thought process.

I already ran for office & I was the greatest president of all time.

Crime went down. Homelessness went down. Alien invasions were repelled. The economy improved.

I was the first president to recognize Atlantis as a nation and I set up a trade deal with them.

And I’m on the 100 dollar bill.

“𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑-𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐘 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄!

𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐅𝐘 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐘!”

Or you could just brainwash her and have her work for LexCorp as my bodyguard.

Mercy may get a little jealous but……she’s easily replaceable

If you want to fix Kara just tell her you’ve hidden microscopic pieces of Kryptonite into the drinks on most red sun planets.

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