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MattyDread

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“Do you see the way that tree bends? Does it inspire?” Retired English teacher. Current enemy of invasive species and champion of restoring native habitats in California. Oh settle down, I’m talking about plants! No DMs/solicitation/bullshit, please.

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“America bombed schoolgirls then days later came up with a cover story that terrorists are hiding in the school” is a hell of a narrative the administration is building right now. I’m sure this won’t inspire decades of resentment and terrorism.

10.03.2026 12:41 👍 164 🔁 38 💬 8 📌 1

Ben Shapiro’s eyebrows are just a distraction from the Epstein list!

10.03.2026 12:41 👍 22 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0
the setting sun mostly covered by clouds

the setting sun mostly covered by clouds

cloud report ☁️

10.03.2026 01:59 👍 54 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0

Vaccines save lives.
Vaccines protect you from infection, and/or protect you from getting the worst complications of the disease.
In addition, by being vaccinated, you are protecting all of those around you, including the young, the old and the immunocompromised.

09.03.2026 01:29 👍 1903 🔁 477 💬 67 📌 19

If the Dems who win in the 2026 midterms get squeamish about prosecuting this administration, we'll need to elect a bunch of new people running on Nuremberg shit for 2028. This isn't a joke. It's the law. It's justice. Biden let Trump back in the WH and this happened because Joe didn't do his job

09.03.2026 22:43 👍 6352 🔁 1806 💬 109 📌 47

I'm not calling it getting old anymore. I'm going to say it's time sickness from now on.

09.03.2026 22:25 👍 158 🔁 56 💬 7 📌 0

Mar A Lago

09.03.2026 23:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I want ICE agents to be afraid. I want them to run and hide from the justice that will come when this regime ends. And I will personally advocate for their life sentences.

08.03.2026 17:05 👍 8153 🔁 1453 💬 292 📌 65

Bloody Sunday exposed the brutality used to block Black Americans from the ballot. The courage of John Lewis and the marchers forced a nation to confront itself and helped secure the Voting Rights Act. Sixty-one years later, protecting the vote remains unfinished work.

08.03.2026 05:51 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Fuuuuuck I forgot to buy more sleep forever pills.

08.03.2026 04:04 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Who up maxxin’ they maximums?

08.03.2026 04:01 👍 23 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0

take me to your dog dealer

08.03.2026 03:59 👍 29 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 0

This candle smells like toast. Uh, oh…

08.03.2026 04:03 👍 55 🔁 25 💬 0 📌 0

Setting my clock forward five years.

08.03.2026 04:50 👍 259 🔁 59 💬 2 📌 0

die with dignity? no thank you! it's pants around the ankles, legs sticking out of a laundry chute for me!

04.03.2026 06:00 👍 146 🔁 22 💬 15 📌 0

If I found any of this current cabinet or the Mango ShitGibbon himself at the bottom of a ruck . . .

Holy shitballs. I would put on a gardening clinic. I would be raking and stomping, using the aluminum studs on me boots like a modern day Michelangelo. Since bin? Fuck no. I’d be sent off.

08.03.2026 02:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why the FUCK does anyone ever vote for any Republicunt candidate for anything? Fuck right off.

08.03.2026 02:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FACT: Since 1989, the U.S. economy has added about 51 million jobs. Roughly 50 million of those new jobs were under Democratic presidents.
Source: Bureau of Labor Statistics.

06.03.2026 19:40 👍 62 🔁 19 💬 3 📌 2

Also, push him down a long flight of stairs or into an open elevator shaft.

And drop an anvil on him after.

08.03.2026 02:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now here is an opportunity to use some sort of hypersonic death missile and blow this slag from the sky.

08.03.2026 02:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Abolish ICE is the moderate position.

08.03.2026 00:05 👍 1302 🔁 356 💬 6 📌 10

His soul?
His moral compass?
His sense of shame?
His dignity?
His sense of humanity?

08.03.2026 01:30 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Swing and a miss.

08.03.2026 01:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And he absolutely will NOT be able to produce any data or pie charts proving his claim.

08.03.2026 01:22 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This👇

08.03.2026 01:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It's almost 15 minutes after seven pm on a quiet Saturday evening and still the fully unredacted Trump/Epstein files have not been released.

08.03.2026 00:19 👍 2060 🔁 470 💬 51 📌 11

Remember this the next time a Republican pretends to care about veterans.

08.03.2026 01:14 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
08.03.2026 01:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GrubHub is short for Grubby Husband.

07.03.2026 23:49 👍 26 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0