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@greenkangaroo

fat activism adjacent. writer of short creeps. the gop can fucking fight me. nazi lives don't matter. ask me about niche horror podcasts. She/They

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When a Child in the discord calls a man with the barest of love handles 'fat' my god kid the fat men I want to fuck would kill you instantly you will not survive the winter

09.03.2026 12:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is anyone else experiencing debilitating amounts of dread?

09.03.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 3985 πŸ” 317 πŸ’¬ 234 πŸ“Œ 72

'I did all this Google snooping to find out where this streamer lives here's my indepth analysis of what I think this streamer's brain works like' oh my god get away from me

17.02.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know if we all stopped asking ccs their opinions on fandom shit that ain't their fucking business we could kill a whole branch of The Most Annoying People Ever

12.02.2026 10:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

11.02.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 12080 πŸ” 4011 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 192

The idea that everybody on the planet must forever be beholden to the default of babysitter of other people’s children except for their actual fucking parents, and as a result any attempt to opt of non-consensual babysitting must include getting my identity stolen, is an idea that must fucking die.

09.02.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 4024 πŸ” 1928 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 20

There is no polite way to tell a youtuber 'i respect your 'health journey' now never fucking mention it again please' without the worst kind of comments showing up. Anyway this is about Jevin Jev please don't

15.01.2026 11:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Extensive discussion of a streamer's haircut in the discord just cemented my generalized loathing for the weird ownership audiences feel about their streamers girl shut the fuck up that man is doing a job and your opinions on his hair don't mean shit

08.01.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God people on tumblr asking cc's permission for shit you are weak and will not survive the winter if a blocksona creator takes issue with my shit we can fight in a denny's parking lot i do not give a fuck

25.12.2025 02:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tiny Tim implies the existence of Enormous Tim

24.12.2025 10:52 πŸ‘ 1424 πŸ” 269 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 21
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heen. gouache on paper

11.12.2025 20:00 πŸ‘ 759 πŸ” 206 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3

Sitting in the car trying to emotionally prepare myself to walk into a house with a kitchen that has gone untouched for two days because my sister is thoughtless and I'm too tired to clean it.

18.12.2025 21:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

manifesting:
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πŸ•― πŸ•―
πŸ•― ai bubble πŸ•―

πŸ•― to pop disastrously πŸ•―

πŸ•― for all involved πŸ•―
πŸ•― πŸ•―
πŸ•―

11.12.2025 19:25 πŸ‘ 15965 πŸ” 6319 πŸ’¬ 80 πŸ“Œ 74

If I could violently excise one habit from my immediate family it would be stacking wet dishes on top of dry ones in the dish dryer. No. Put the fucking dry dishes away.

11.12.2025 20:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God sometimes being in fandoms full of all or nothing young liberal queers is exhausting just shut uppppp

09.12.2025 19:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not to sound woke but like, baldness and hair loss are natural processes and they are not ugly and people should be comfortable with however they wish to style or not style their hair around it

04.12.2025 09:42 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

The reason you see AI pushed so hard in products, ads and promoted posts is that they know people don't WANT to use it but they are desperate to recoup on their millions in investments.

They wouldn't be over-saturating your feed with AI tools if people were buying these things on their own.

21.11.2025 14:09 πŸ‘ 660 πŸ” 283 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 10

GOD I'm so fucking tired of being broke. If I was a bad person making money would be so easy!!!

03.12.2025 21:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Digital painting of a magpie harpy perched on a barren branch. Its pale face peers back at you, framed by long black hair.

Digital painting of a magpie harpy perched on a barren branch. Its pale face peers back at you, framed by long black hair.

Magpie Harpy

01.12.2025 18:39 πŸ‘ 1224 πŸ” 349 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 8

The funniest part of the worst of Hazbin's fandom is their delusion that Alastor is the main character. No, that's Charlie. And Charlie is a Certified Disney Princess. Which means when Alastor tries his edgy endgame shit, she is going to win and he is either gonna die or get Vegeta'd.

01.12.2025 19:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Collard greens recipe: use one fourth teaspoons salt and pepper!
Me: ..okay I know I don't have the melanin for this but-
The (Absolutely Not My) Ancestors: measure with your heart white girl
Me: oh thank fuck

27.11.2025 11:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The way I am Dreading this weekend.

21.11.2025 19:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had my last chemo treatment yesterday woke up to 'hahaha you think you can PAY for shit next week?' and a fucking check engine light on AGAIN this year owes me financial compensation and so does my fucking workplace.

21.11.2025 14:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
20.11.2025 01:14 πŸ‘ 5067 πŸ” 2326 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 14

my favorite part of posting fic is the empty reblogs and likes, sure does make a person feel motivated to just...not fucking bother.

17.11.2025 01:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trapdoor spider, oils, sold

Time to repost this one ;)

13.11.2025 12:46 πŸ‘ 1284 πŸ” 375 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 8

remember tuesday? that was 86 years ago

10.11.2025 02:29 πŸ‘ 3530 πŸ” 397 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 9

The dog who made my life more complicated was put to sleep on Friday. Old age, pain that couldn't be overcome. The vet told my mother that it was nothing we had done and I believe them but it still doesn't feel great. Now all I see is the cleanup and the emotional fallout for her owner.

10.11.2025 11:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

06.11.2025 15:38 πŸ‘ 9202 πŸ” 3345 πŸ’¬ 80 πŸ“Œ 94

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫢

06.11.2025 11:55 πŸ‘ 4899 πŸ” 2099 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 45