Wanted to show you something ๐ฎโ๐จ
Wanted to show you something ๐ฎโ๐จ
my mouthโs open btw
Like gotcha okay well I donโt want to know Anything he knows about me at all ever
wanted to make friends with boyfriendโs friend and boyfriend said โohโฆwellโฆthatโs who I gab about you withโฆโ you know what nevarmind ^_^
Well then Iโd get even harder
Iโve got something else for you to lick
Oh oh wow
Mondays can suck my dick #mcm #monochromemonday
Teehee ๐คญ
In it goes!
Woofing and snarling
Need myโฆ? oh my thighs! Took me a second
๐คญ๐ค๐
*smack*
Pirate Prince piplup
Sure I can do that
Air is not important when cockโs on the line
girl with a huge distorted face that kinda gives my little pony friendship is magic
nervous to up my meds even though my mental health has been rickety crickety lately
boing
sorry thatโs on me
โI can see right through you!โ from Death Becomes Her but about his prolapse
Omg happy birthday I hope itโs a good one!!
Who is thatโฆ.
Fake blood came to mind afterwards
See I tricked ya because I made it up. I just couldnโt think of another nonsexual goo to start ๐ญ
Well I looked to historical sources
In seeking to answer the age old question of which came first: the chicken or the egg, I tried this one and I came in 15 seconds. So turns out itโs actually me that comes first
every swiftie should listen to this album like it might cure them
from tree sap to lubricant to cum and squirt, homosexuals have always been drawn to a myriad of goos and slimes
[covering piplupโs ears] ๐ฆ๐ค๐โโ๏ธ