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He/Him They/Them Portland, OR 🌧️ Punk/Hip-Hop/Gardening/DOGS/Pokémon/Very Anti-Fascist AuDHD/OCD https://linktr.ee/ProfMasseyGO

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Someone jingling their keys while walking down the street has me looking like an interested dog. πŸ˜…

11.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This doesn’t mean I dislike people who use anonymity in their posts; that’s a personal choice to everyone.

My thing is using anonymity to critique the government gives them an out to say you’re an outside bad actor.

Why give fuel to fascism?

11.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Unpopular opinion:

The First Amendment doesn’t say anywhere that your right to free speech is guaranteed to be anonymous.

11.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a Bob’s Burgers business-ass name. I love it.

11.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve even snagged someone walking to the store who didn’t know a raid hour was happening. They said, β€œthe store can wait, I didn’t know Kyurem was out!” And joined us

11.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It definitely takes a charismatic leader to make the atmosphere friendly enough to help others engage without fear of social awkwardness.

As a CA I greet every person I see with a phone out. Sometimes I greet someone walking to the grocery store, but no one is ever upset.

11.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta do stuff to make the event more fun and bring people to the park to *stay* and hang out.

Some of my trainers like to come, check in, do a lap, then leave for other parts of the city. While I LOVE that they still come, it would be cool to have something keep their attention with us.

11.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I’m doing a PokΓ©ball hunt at the park this weekend for Community Day Scorbunny.

Here’s the rundown:

An amazing trainer in our community is giving us a Scorbunny plushie

I have a medium sized PokΓ©ball tin, TCG packaging, it’s quite nice.

I’mma hide that ball in the park. Finder wins.

11.03.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

OR!

A bad back.

10.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At least 3 times a day I have to lift a 70lbs dog up and then back down a flight of stairs.

I’mma have hamhocks like a lineman in the NFL.

10.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve never injected black tar heroin either, but I know I don’t want it and no one needs it.

10.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🎢You’re too sexy for this post,
Too sexy for this post,
So sexy it hurts🎢

10.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nips out fuzzy-image-blocking in

10.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This week the Senate is going to vote on Joshua Rudd to be Director of the NSA. He's a dangerous nominee to lead an agency with a history of abusing domestic surveillance capabilities. Here's why:

10.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 650 πŸ” 289 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 33
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You’d legit be helping us get to appointments, take care of our dogs, and my mother-in-law that we live with.

04.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Who wants to help two disabled people get their car back?

Our car was just repo’d because we still owe $9k on it. We’ve been waiting for 2 years for my partner to get her disability claim processed.

We can barely afford rent with our mother-in-law.

I work as a pharmacy tech. This is hell.

04.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Never stop being you

10.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In this article, you will find NOLC labor leader Laurie Wimmer:

- conspiring to undermine the city charter with a Stoel Rives lawyer,
- lobbying to keep progressive councilors out of city leadership,
- failing to report her lobbying after Q1 2025,
- calling DSA the β€œMAGA of the left”,

[more πŸ‘‡]

10.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 109 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

It’s now $9,400.00 to the bank and $350 for the impound lot.

UGH😭😭😭

09.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I laid down on the couch at like 8:00pm and woke up at 7:00am.

I time traveled. I’ve awoken with the power of 10 men. My brain is fully functional.

09.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your cat and my dogs must attend the same animal meetings.

09.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope Trump voters are met with the question of β€œwho’d you vote for?” with aggression every time they’re in public.

I hope other people start chiming in too with β€œYeah! Who?” so they get uncomfortable and go home.

08.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, no lies detected.

08.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh the royalties (if they existed)

08.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right

07.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 12405 πŸ” 4839 πŸ’¬ 553 πŸ“Œ 475

Ahh, someone else familiar with The Dog Waysℒ️

08.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

….my dogs care not for these human trifles like daylight savings time.

They’ll wake me up at 5am or 6am. They don’t care.

08.03.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: Ok Loki, I want to know your thoughts on Nas. I know he’s a transcendent lyricist and artist, but I want to know what you think as a dog.

My Husky Loki: *AWWOOOOOOOO*

Me: ahhh, yes. I see. Insightful

07.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Very narrow subsidy you’ve developed there; are you sure you’re not a conservative?

😜

07.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0