Sam

two older women standing next to each other with one covering her mouth with her hand ALT: two older women standing next to each other with one covering her mouth with her hand

So many possibilities with 1km. Not sure I know how to process this

#stradebianche

Looking forward to the women’s race today but how sad that we have to hope there is honesty in the fact UAE don’t have team orders to make a spectacle of the race and make that final climb nail biting

@lidltrek.bsky.social killing as per 😂😂

We have now entered the "His Opponents Are Afraid of Falling Out of Windows" stage of Donald Trump's emulation of Vladmir Putin.

I mean! If utopia is an option, sign me up. In the meantime been goofy is my go to self defence mechanism

I was honestly very impressed with how strong he’d looked on the last couple of lap. I would have loved to see him have one more wheel in front of him at the end

According to them, when was the last time it was socially acceptable to find enjoyment in life? I honestly can’t recall a time when there wasn’t some suffering somewhere in this world. Is it shit? Obviously! Should that dictate that everyone’s life is void of joy?!? #wtf

I hope you all have a friend like Wout in your life

A white wall with big black lettering saying. "Be the best you can be bothered to be".

Friday.

I’m more a 90’s boy myself but nothing wrong with a little 80’s synth. I just wish I’d not been rushing at work and got them to line up 🤦‍♂️

The world hope but the e is a three in reference to the post that is getting replied to

🤞🤞

A Simon Bisley-esque picture of a barbarian and a booby lady in few clothes standing over a body of a dead orc holding a sword to the sky and the caption says This Year I’m going to Kill God & Have Sex

Making achievable goals in 2026

Screenshot of an archived tweet from Donald J. Trump dated October 9, 2012. The tweet claims that President Obama might launch military strikes in Libya or Iran due to falling poll numbers and describes him as desperate. The image shows the tweet in the older Twitter Web Client interface, with the timestamp visible at the bottom.

There’s always a tweet.

And Jonas. (I appear to have registered with more than one email address)

Today is my internet birthday!! And this year I got Wout for my birthday message #internetbirthday

Quote with a GIF that depicts the energy you’re going into 2026 with

I couldn’t agree more

I may be late to this post and if so I apologise. But damn! This is the standard for how teams should behave vm.tiktok.com/ZNRjPvL3Q/ #onleyfans ♥️

In for a penny. Let’s have a looksie

Each to their own but I felt it more a mark of consistency over the course of the year following a year hit by injury

Thank you. 2024 was plagued with a knee injury. Fingers crossed for your 8000. It would go down like a lead balloon if I suggested even attempting the festive 500 so I stay well clear

Well glad I crossed my fingers. Here’s hoping I can up it again in 2026

Ngl, this tickled me more than it probably should have

Mocking Trump for his desire to be young and cool comparing his replication of the Mandami look with that of the office when Michael Scott ripped of Ryan’s look

This made me laugh harder than I should have

Well isn’t this depressing! I hand even realised they had gone anywhere. Ensuring I’m old enough to be considered retro 👨‍🦳

You’re welcome. It had resonated with me enough to think it was worth the effort to edit in to 3 short enough videos. I suspected it may well with others

Who knew they even made tea 🤷‍♂️

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