Fictional characters are the hardest ones to kill.

I'm comin' Ivana!

Yeah he's just less competent at being shitty now.

@iwriteok.bsky.social Something you didn't mention in the latest episode. The Chad from the Chad vs Virgin meme is actually drawn to look like the African nation of Chad.

That tracks, given that René Auberjonois was technically French nobility.

You could also probably use all that money and influence to do a better job of covering up the crime of the century as well.

Isn't that the guy that is so consistently wrong about stuff that there is a tracker fund that just does the opposite of what he says?

You kid, but the first Ayatollah did an interview with Penthouse back in the 70s.

This seems like an odd choice even accounting for nepotism/patronage.

Enjoy the show of inclusivity, just don't think for a second that they won't cast you aside like a soiled glove the instant that the wind starts blowing the other way.

Have you tried blowing into your thumb really hard?

One forwards puberty was enough for me, thank you very much.

To be fair to him I'm assuming hotel prices are down in America, given that nobody wants to go there right now.

I love how education in MC1 is so poor and the bar for being a criminal mastermind is therefore so low, that a functionally illiterate man can pull off a multi-decade crime spree of that level.

I'm pretty sure that topdog is just @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social

I never heard a rap song called "Fuck the Paramedics" either.

Yeah and I think that TNG probably worked better in the context of broadcast television precisely because it's so episodic. DS9 would have been infuriating to watch week by week.

Ah yes if there's anything that you can famously blow through in a weekend, it's land war in the Middle East.

The Next Generation is the Gold Standard, the yardstick against which all other Treks are measured, but in many ways DS9 is a better, more modern show.

Well now I just want to hear him cover Everything Counts by Depeche Mode.

I think I was exactly the wrong age to be into Dr Who. People 10 years older and 10 years younger than me are mad for it, but I guess I was too busy being a teenager to get into the reboot.

Also they have spent the last 25 years fighting a totally different kind of war.

All women are international to somebody

Have you read Department of Truth? Oswald is a major character.

I think old televisions were a lot more forgiving when it comes to that sort of thing.

The way to seduce Leon is to turn it in to a convoluted puzzle. Like if he puts the bottle of champagne in the bucket of ice, finds and plays the Barry White record and pushes the two twin beds together, then your leg swings open.

I think this is pretty much the perfect distillation of everything that rules about 2000AD

I assume the guy has like a dozen prince alberts

@prophiphop.bsky.social I said basically the same thing as you about the situation in Iran, except that I said if Dracula and the Mummy team up to take out the Wolfman, I can be happy that the Wolfman is gone without feeling any better about Dracula and the Mummy.

Would a foot fetish model be good at designing army boots because they know a lot about feet, or bad at it because they rarely wear shoes?