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Assistant Professor - School of Earth Sciences @ Illinois

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or at least, it would wreak havoc on grad admission if there was any research funding for graduate admissions...

11.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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At this point, I'm pretty sure I'm just having a conversation with ChatGPT...
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The humor of this exchange aside, all of this is probably wreaking havoc on grad admissions. I wonder what the Kalshi odds are for "Graduate schools bring back GREs before 2028?"

11.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/roma...

08.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My former undergrad!!!

08.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was the winter of despair, it was the summer of despair

06.03.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

It was the worst of times, it was the… yeah, no, it was just the worst of times.

06.03.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Nino3.4 region sea surface temperature forecast.

Nino3.4 region sea surface temperature forecast.

Wow, that's a monster signal for El NiΓ±o in today's new ECMWF seasonal forecast.

05.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 13

Armour 2013 and Andrews 2015 are the good OG papers on the patter effect.

03.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

PREACH!

02.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

4 year old, making a lego soccer stadium:

β€œThe girls’ team is called the ponytails. The boys’ team is called the pockets.”

β€œWhy?”

β€œBecause girls have ponytails, and boys have pockets”

02.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In all my years in academia this is the closest thing i’ve seen to a faculty lounge.

(5 people will find this funny)

27.02.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Any faculty seen lounging by the dean gets automatically assigned to the accreditations committee.

27.02.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve never even seen a faculty lounge.
Nor have I ever seen a faculty lounge.

27.02.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Oh. You want tea? Please provide an account number for a project where Tea is listed as an allowable expense.

24.02.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is driving a small yellow vehicle that says south state on the side ALT: a man is driving a small yellow vehicle that says south state on the side

Agent working through a problem.

24.02.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or is it an indication that HR sees the future of college education as consisting of staff and admin, with faculty thankfully replaced by AI?

24.02.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

HR is preparing a new β€œAI professional development” training series.

It has two separate tracks.

So now I have to figure out whether HR thinks of faculty as β€œstaff” or β€œleadership”.

chat, what do you think?

24.02.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

My contribution to the rice discourse is that , having grown up in the balkans, i was 18 years old when i found out you can eat rice in any form other than pilaf

22.02.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The best map i’ve seen all year.

And i work in a job where most of what i do is stare at maps.

19.02.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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The best map i’ve seen all year.

And i work in a job where most of what i do is stare at maps.

19.02.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

How do you count review panels? (6-9 15 page proposals to review). That burns me out for a month.

16.02.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Making the answer to every question on the first homework be some version of β€œ67” is a good way to ensure your students stop saying β€œ6-7” for the rest of the semester.

E.g.

β€œFill in the blanks: the Stefan-Boltzmann constant is
5.__x10^-8”

14.02.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them

14.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 24868 πŸ” 2901 πŸ’¬ 1062 πŸ“Œ 491

No matter who’s (allegedly) killing what industry, i assume it’s boomers doing the complaining.

13.02.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite part of doing peer reviewed research is when the response to reviewers on a "MINOR revisions" is longer than the manuscript itself....

12.02.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If the model fits... πŸ‘ž

12.02.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

RCP85 discourse is business as usual (BAU) discourse

12.02.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is always RCP discourse! Always!

12.02.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just as economists can keep Bjorn Lomborg

12.02.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do not pin him on us. Astrophysics can damn well keep him :)

12.02.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0