DolfanMark

Well, the Tua jersey was a gift, as I gave up a while ago. But I may browse the online store for a Name and Number t-shirt.
Commitment is hard.

Time to put the Tua jersey in the drawer with the Culpepper/Feeley/Frerotte/harrington/griese (Brian)/Lucas/rosenfels/Beck/Henne/Tannehill jerseys.

Nothing lowers grocery prices more than super expensive gas

Kid Rock is doing his best

Good call

Maybe Kid Rock could explain it to him?

She must have dressed up as a football player for one of her photo shoots

They had their 100 year plan because they didn’t think we’d elect one of the dumbest and most corrupt people on the planet. Twice. Looks like they only needed 80 years.

Can we set the clocks ahead to January 20th 2029?

I heard she ran a 4.6 40

China leads the world in renewable energy, and we’re bringing back clean, beautiful coal. They are laughing their asses off at us.

Are you saying the Fins should pick Kristi Noem with the #11 pick?

I think she was giving a piano recital

My Italian grandmother would use ‘merda’

He’s auditioning to be the next Steven Seagal

Doo doo? Feculence?

The healthcare plan still needs two more weeks

I think Greenland is now behind Cuba on the invasion priority list.

Herschel Walker, Lawrence Taylor, and Ghislaine Maxwell

I think it’s a plot to get people into the pods. Then they never let us out.

People assumed that the Judicial and Legislative branches wouldn’t give up their powers and that any damage he tried to do could be limited by them.

Not just any ballroom. The most beautiful ballroom anyone has ever seen. Many people said it couldn’t be built. A big firefighter came up to me with tears in his eyes and said, ‘Sir, thank you for building the greatest ballroom ever.’

They are too busy schmoozing PAC donors to be bothered with their real job

Just drink your raw milk and everything will be fine.