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Xach F.

@misterwixard

Knower of things. Doer of stuff. Literary type human. Shades & Shadows will be returning! Reluctant occupant of a human meat Gundam.

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I have had enough of benevolence. I am not here to feed your better angels. I am here to maximalize your potential for chaos and self-actualization through spite.

IT'S TIME FOR OUR 2026 NEW YEARS RETRIBUTIONS!

WHO/WHAT ARE WE TAKING VENGEANCE UPON IN THE COMING MONTHS?

30.12.2025 22:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Woah.

05.11.2025 04:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would like to personally thank Governor Greg Abbott for empowering California to rid ourselves of Darryl Issa.

05.11.2025 04:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"I could smell the onions and mustard"

04.11.2025 15:52 πŸ‘ 680 πŸ” 111 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 8
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Dodgers relish World Series winβ€”but owner's ICE ties have fans feeling blue Downtown Los Angeles was a sea of blue clothing and confetti Monday as Dodger fans took to the streets to celebrate their team’s back-to-back World Series wins.οΏ½ But some fans are questioning if ...

Los Angeles is celebrating another Dodgers World Series winβ€”but behind the confetti is a billionaire owner with financial ties to ICE detention centers and immigrant-tracking software.

www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

04.11.2025 15:12 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

Inside you there are two Garys.

03.11.2025 14:20 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Guillermo del Toro's #Frankenstein is so, so, so good. I legit shed a tear at the end.

02.11.2025 00:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

H/T to @thescibabe.bsky.social, I have now used the word "howthefuckever" enough for my phone to have learned it.

Good job, phone.

30.10.2025 22:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway, how do y'all think that White House ballroom is going?

20.10.2025 06:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yanukovych, who had spent years looting and pillaging the national coffers to enrich himself through corruption, extortion, and Kremlin-fucking the country, had enriched himself to the extent that one of the items rumored to be in his home was a solid gold toilet.

20.10.2025 06:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I found my mind wandering through recent-ish history, when the Ukrainian protesters threw Viktor Yanukovych out of power and ransacked his presidential compound.

20.10.2025 06:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Right. I should maybe use this occasionally.

25.09.2025 03:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

08.05.2025 17:36 πŸ‘ 28788 πŸ” 8100 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 761
Image depicts a white Tesla sedan pictured from the rear, with a sticker next to the T logo of the letters "OYOTA." The intent is to jokingly call the car a Toyota.

Image depicts a white Tesla sedan pictured from the rear, with a sticker next to the T logo of the letters "OYOTA." The intent is to jokingly call the car a Toyota.

That's a new one.

05.05.2025 15:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Guaranteed. We'd see unhinged and violent Jew hate coming from the far left and the right immediately.

27.04.2025 21:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"The HHS took the meds from my hands" also scans beat for beat with a rather famous lyric from a Ramones song, and now I might need to write a full parody.

23.04.2025 01:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@muellershewrote.com I didn't hear Adam Klasfeld mention it, but IIRC Tim Mak is was a combat medic as well. Worth mentioning because he's not just an incredible journalist, but a veteran. And his on the ground coverage in Ukraine included "war dogs" at the end, where he'd post dog pics.

23.04.2025 00:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Start funding Democrats on the ground at the state and county level.

If anyone can get through to their neighbors, it's the people already doing the work on the ground.

13.04.2025 21:22 πŸ‘ 1841 πŸ” 314 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 9

Chag #Pesach Sameach to my tribesfolk who join me in celebrating in the hopes for a future with a strong, *peaceful* Israel that can remain a welcoming home to all of us for generations to come.

We're not there yet, but, L'Shana Haba'ah B'Yerushalayim.

12.04.2025 21:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
12.04.2025 03:36 πŸ‘ 269 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

Marketplace After Dark would be an incredible podcast.

11.04.2025 04:46 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like this is being driven by Crypto Bros who convinced themselves that a digital currency can be made fiat if the dollar is destabilized.

What I'm worried about is China being perfectly positioned to establish the Yuan as a stable global alternative.

11.04.2025 04:45 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Columbia has fucked up at every phase of this ongoing stupidity, and now they're in a position where they may not be able to stop this.

It's devastating to watch, and I'm not sure if there's anything we can do.

10.04.2025 20:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How do tariffs work? Are we in a trade war? Is it possible to make iPhones in America without raising the costs? Harvard Business School professor Willy Shih joins WIRED to answer the internet's burning questions about the global supply chain.

Full video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDGk...

10.04.2025 14:31 πŸ‘ 241 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2

Oh hey, he reposted a funny line instead of stealing it for once.

06.04.2025 16:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, they are flightless birds, which rather limits the available options in a flight or fight response.

06.04.2025 16:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Those trying to understand the tariffs as economic policy are dangerously naive.

No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief.

1/ A 🧡 to explain his plan and how we fight back.

03.04.2025 03:29 πŸ‘ 28151 πŸ” 13859 πŸ’¬ 909 πŸ“Œ 3510

Welcome back!

02.04.2025 23:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ope! 13% decrease!

02.04.2025 15:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A liar's worst enemy: data.

This is on the heels of Canada calling bullshit on his dealerships claiming to sell a literally impossible number of vehicles in order to claim $43m in rebates.

02.04.2025 02:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0