Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters

I don't, I throw them half-baked into the world and tell them to SURVIVE. (Try it, it's very freeing.)

Reclaim protein-Chadism! Subvert the dominant paradigm!

I'm just wondering if they were, like, on vacation that week or something?

Fan service is through the roof but, somehow, it's not Mesemoa for once.

Just sitting here, looking up, "How smut? Make kiss?"

Who else is up pretending they don't have to go to work in six hours?!

I'm gonna have to ask you to stop queer-baiting...yourself?

Didn't expect to be read so hard by Schmigadoon, of all things, but here we are.

It is really too late in the evening to get jump-scared by photos of ancient shipwrecks.

Anyway, god grant me some Stranger Things fic written by someone who was born before 1990 and can tell Iowa from Illinois from Indiana.

I hate it when I want a particular kind of fic and people tell me to write it myself. That's like if I said I wanted cake for my birthday and they told me to go to the store.

Howl's Moving Castle remains my favorite DWJ book, but the Chrestomanci books are also very enjoyable! IIRC, I have one of the omnibuses somewhere, maybe I should start a reread.

Throgmorten rules, king of the cats.

The reason why I call every large cat Throgmorten.

LEGIT. Everyone else has a regular face*, but they styled that kid to look like she was extruded.

*Even if some of them have extra helpings of face!

I think the share option on Docs needs a little pop-up that reassures you no fic you're working on will be shared with people who do not understand fic.

The best ones we watched this year were Cure (by the guy who did Pulse, you know what you're getting into), Ghostwatch (although warning there is some flyby transphobia towards the end), & The Ugly Stepsister (BIG warning for body image issues and disordered eating, but it kicked our asses so good).

Yes, and isn't it ✨marvelous✨?

"I Like 'Em Big and Stupid" comes on:

Me: Oh, it's Nie Mingjue's theme.

AE (at the same time): It's Lan Xichen's theme song!

Me: Well, whatever it is, Jiggy is somewhere in the middle of it.

I wanted to make a list of classic weird fiction titles that sound like they could be porn, but the only one I could come up with was "Man-Size in Marble". Anyway, "Man-Size in Marble" sounds like porn.

Aww, Nancy, presumably moments before she gets coshed over the head with something and stuck in the trunk of her roadster.

My focus app features an animation of a ripped husky, so I can only assume that Mo Ran is preventing me from browsing the socials until I've worked on my fic.

Oh no, I heard the first few notes of "Shoplifters of the World" and now it's going to be in my head for the rest of my life.

There are lots of pieces of poems stuck in my head, mostly from a long time ago, but the ones I have reread the most are e.e. cummings's "all in green went my love riding", Frank Stanford's "Death and the Arkansas River", and Alfred Noyes's "The Highwayman".

I have probably never spoken to you once, but I need to high-five somebody whose dad also likes the Clancy Brothers and Tommy Makem, they were literally who I thought of first when I read this question.

TIL that "boudoir" pretty much literally means "sulking room" and now I absolutely understand the necessity.

Highly recommend Romance of Tiger & Rose! An exhausted TV writer gets sucked into her own schlock drama as the villainess. The drama is about a man from a patriarchal country who gets married off to a princess from a matriarchal country, obvs there are PLOTS. The main pairing is het but also HOT.

1. Fish, unless it's in sushi form. Cooked fish tastes like train grime.

2. Dunno the brand, but the Outlaw is proof positive that I have a Very Big Mouth. AE can serve as a witness if you don't believe me.

That's gonna make a heck of crudite plate!

I started rewriting one fic, and then my computer glitched and erased it again. It is now a fight to the death.