Glamorous Trash Can

i need this on a crop top

fad-y tends to show up in big studio chains with High! Impact! Marketing! and their entire offering is built around churning out classes all day. the best places are smaller independent boutiques that focus on small group/individual instruction and are run by an elderly woman named Greta

hello, yes, happy to answer questions (tl;dr: pilates is the real deal if you go to the right places and avoid fad versions)

it's not a unique insight by any stretch, but it's completely unreal that i'm supposed to sweat my lil tippy tappy email job while this level of horror is going on

Judge Judy

RIP and happy birthday to Ruth Bader Ginsburg who would have been 78 years old today.

the whole purpose of the post-menopausal woman is to prevent the rise of generative AI

the fuck is a campaign for then?

A child inside of a claw machine smiling

The GWB “sir, a second plane” meme

It must be nice to be a sociopath, because all the new products are for you. The smart glasses will give you that woman’s address, the betting apps will finally let you make bank on war crimes.

Tech CEOs Confused by Why Everybody Hates AI So Much With public sentiment on AI resoundly negative, the tech CEOs pushing the new tech only seem to be doubling down.

just spitballing but some of it might have something to do with 15 years of sociopathic behavior culminating in the enthusiastic embrace of violent fascism

oh OF COURSE it's almost skinemax hours

did you happen re-read this one before you posted it or

my mother-in-law, staring out the car window just now: "the moon looks terrible"

RFK Jr. And Kid Rock from the workout video. Kid Rock is doing pushups and RFK is on exercise bike in sauna. They have Abe Lincoln beards and top hats. Music video captions in bottom left corner. "Gay Bar, Electric Six, Fire."

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The Cursed Blunt Rotation

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Jeffrey" i holler as i overturn a brazier at the billionaire party and turn this Eyes Wide Shut into Eyes Wide Shit

It's genuinely a leaderless (or leaderful) movement, decentralized in a way that the state is absolutely unequipped to handle. There are a few basic skills involved, and so people teach each other those skills, and people are collectively refining them.

I have been actively involved in protest movements for 24 years. I have never seen anything approaching this scale. Minneapolis is not accepting what's happening here. ICE fucking murdered a woman for participating in this, and all that did is bring out more people, from more walks of life.

i'm sorry, you can try locking him in his room

is this the beginning of the Walter Renaissance

currently visiting florida and trying to explain to people what lemon party dot com is. but the Internet is demanding i share my ID to verify my age, and i am not committed enough to the bit

A crown being placed atop King Charles' head. A coronation to celebrate my success as a daughter in law.

made my mother-in-law laugh today

A white cat with an orange patch over her eye hugging a pile of Christmas presents and looking pleadingly at the camera, as if to say "pls let me open just one"

the cats have figured out which presents are theirs

h-o-t-t-o-g-o
how spell hot dog? I don't know!

Epstein and Nuzzi highlighting the sex demon caste that rules us in the run-up to what could be a historic financial meltdown feels like turning on your bathroom light at 3 AM to find bloody finger painting on the mirror