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๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ”ป he/him, i'm like 35 or something embarrassing on purpose (sometimes) my brain is wrong, but more study is needed Sometimes I say the opposite of what is actually true because it amuses me. Wish I had a word for that

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when i escape the time loop it's over for you bitches

27.04.2025 03:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 181 ๐Ÿ” 27 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do not blame talent in the ring just trying to put on a good match. I DO blame everyone behind the camera who saw what was happening and waited to intervene.

13.03.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Still on the BDS list, alas.

Still on the BDS list, alas.

12.03.2026 22:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 960 ๐Ÿ” 355 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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this fanfic shit is easy
#residentevil #chrisker

18.12.2025 20:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2722 ๐Ÿ” 1050 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

cum

11.03.2026 15:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm too sick to smoke weed, and I'm taking melatonin gummies to help me sleep

I was not prepared for these dreams

11.03.2026 15:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"ruin a movie by changing one letter" ok what if I don't want to. hm, have you ever thought about that? what gives you the authority over me to tell me what to do

10.03.2026 16:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

0% chance TBS is headlining. there's not even 100% chance they finish their set

09.03.2026 19:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My kid isnt allowed to watch Simpsons, but its only cus the idea of her thinking of me as Homer Simpson shakes me to my core

06.03.2026 03:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Steam.

"Buy Slay the Spire
SPECIAL PROMOTION! Offer ends March 18
-75%"
It's discounted from $24.99 to $6.24.
The person taking the screenshot already has it in their cart.

A screenshot of Steam. "Buy Slay the Spire SPECIAL PROMOTION! Offer ends March 18 -75%" It's discounted from $24.99 to $6.24. The person taking the screenshot already has it in their cart.

we stay winning

05.03.2026 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is all well and good, but I also think it's silly to deflect all criticism by saying "it's for kids."

Exp All sucks, to me. But, it's for kids, so it's fine if it's too easy.

Sc/Vi costing $60 while looking and running like absolute garbage is not fine, even if "it's for kids."

05.03.2026 18:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i genuinely miss when website sort of looked absolutely atrocious. everythings to clean and corporate now. theres no soul

04.03.2026 23:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2678 ๐Ÿ” 187 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 103 ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
04.03.2026 22:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3032 ๐Ÿ” 1087 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

on a related note, slay the spire needs to go on sale immediately

04.03.2026 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the Vampire Crawlers demo is so good it made me understand the appeal of digital card games

04.03.2026 23:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he's on Bluesky now!

04.03.2026 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ferriera dropped out. I believe she endorsed Lynch

04.03.2026 23:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

can we please primary this joker

04.03.2026 23:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is scary, but not shocking. this is what Landsman is all about

04.03.2026 23:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm glad that everyone hates my dumbass congressman just as much as I do

04.03.2026 23:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This continues to be painfully true

04.03.2026 15:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2435 ๐Ÿ” 930 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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03.03.2026 18:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2977 ๐Ÿ” 1287 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

if anyone had suggested that you have any idea what you're talking about, I would not kepe my mouth shut

03.03.2026 23:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In Defense of Idiot White Liberal Journalists

03.03.2026 23:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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true knawledge

03.03.2026 14:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2179 ๐Ÿ” 739 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

free refia

03.03.2026 21:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a friend of mine jumped in the discord server when this all started, just to watch the chaos unfurl.

I can confidently confirm that, even while closed, the discord remains entirely unusable for anyone for any reason

03.03.2026 20:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

watch people get killed in the morning, shitpost in the afternoon, game the night away

03.03.2026 02:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really did think the Riyadh Comedy Festival would help bring peace to the Middle East

03.03.2026 02:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2180 ๐Ÿ” 219 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7