malcoholic (@lepetitereboot)

A FACE!!!!!

12.03.2026 00:02 👍 10 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0

Solange Stars in the New Nike x Jacquemus Moon Shoe Campaign

11.03.2026 22:52 👍 28 🔁 15 💬 0 📌 1

“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?”

11.03.2026 19:52 👍 18 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

That I only got half of it feels a little on the nose. 🫥

11.03.2026 19:48 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

no fucking way

11.03.2026 19:35 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Is this satire???

11.03.2026 19:32 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Attention >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

11.03.2026 17:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really like the dynamic between Dustin Hoffman and Robert Redford's characters.

Dustin is brusque and pushy, but Robert is a "catch more flies with honey" guy. He disarms people by softening Dustin's sharp edge.

This is a good ass movie.

11.03.2026 17:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

please god no

11.03.2026 17:23 👍 1 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Whole time it has been a Deepthroat reference!

11.03.2026 16:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

#NeverForget

11.03.2026 16:29 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 1

omg they just did this scene

11.03.2026 16:19 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

how many days are in a week?

11.03.2026 15:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have used this joke as premise to finish MANY MANY bottles

11.03.2026 15:51 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't think Bam should have to hold himself back to protect the legacy of a rapist

11.03.2026 15:48 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

Science is amazing. One of my favorite jokes from Arrested Development 😭

11.03.2026 15:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wine goes bad?? 😳
I am now realizing nothing has EVER survived that long in my presence.

11.03.2026 15:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Had to graduate to the big bottles because one regular 750 mL is not enough!

11.03.2026 15:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

sometimes it's wine, sometimes it's tequila. but a bottle is getting drank.

11.03.2026 15:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

very.

11.03.2026 15:34 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

planned to be very productive and whatnot today but a headache has other plans. in bed watching All The President's Men (1976)

11.03.2026 15:31 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

11.03.2026 14:36 👍 7 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1

The hackers say they targeted Stryker in retaliation for the bombing of the all-girls school in Iran and that they have wiped more that 200,000 Stryker systems, servers, and mobile devices and stolen 50 terabytes of critical data, forcing Stryker offices in 79 countries to shut down

11.03.2026 15:11 👍 63 🔁 59 💬 5 📌 5

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Just in time! I wanted some cute press-on nail sets 😌

11.03.2026 15:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Remember the video of a white lady "discovering" how soft skin is after lotions? I think about her sometimes. 😵‍💫

11.03.2026 15:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it IS nice looking. and she accepts no substitutes! I showed her a teak set and she said NO

11.03.2026 15:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my acacia wood Amish Spurtle set has arrived! but i can't open it until The Teen gets here. that was the deal (which she made me accept).

she also makes me say the full "acacia wood Amish Spurtle set" every time because she think it sounds fancy. 😅

11.03.2026 15:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This fucking GIF. 😂😂

11.03.2026 15:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's very peaceful on the other side. 🙂‍↕️

11.03.2026 14:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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