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I hear they have a side agency that deals in only small bijou apartments:
Allan Morris-ette

14.03.2026 15:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
22.30 FILM: GOODGELLAS
Martin Scorcese's gangster epic perormed entirely by amateur ventriloquists.

22.30 FILM: GOODGELLAS Martin Scorcese's gangster epic perormed entirely by amateur ventriloquists.

14.03.2026 10:02 👍 82 🔁 18 💬 4 📌 1

Definitely had a think tank come up with options for “what can I have a vaguely “anti-woke” rant about that will get noticed by Reform followers but won’t totally alienate regular LibDem voters?”

11.03.2026 20:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They should put a monkey on the £50 note and a pony on the £10 note to confuse the hell out cockneys.

11.03.2026 19:01 👍 1611 🔁 316 💬 2 📌 8

Was that an option in the Kickstarter?

11.03.2026 20:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.

11.03.2026 18:03 👍 2303 🔁 531 💬 26 📌 14
Pet Shop Boys - Where The Streets Have No Name (I Can't Take My Eyes Off You)
Pet Shop Boys - Where The Streets Have No Name (I Can't Take My Eyes Off You) YouTube video by PetShopBoys Parlophone
11.03.2026 17:03 👍 67 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 2

If you see this, post a robot.

11.03.2026 12:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a black and white photo of a man in a tuxedo and a man in a hood . ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a tuxedo and a man in a hood .

“What’s the score, Igor?”

10.03.2026 21:07 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

We spoke to Mr Dahmer and he said it couldn’t be him as “he wasn’t feeling hungry at that time”

10.03.2026 18:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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10.03.2026 18:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kerning: So important when L meets I

08.03.2026 22:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Scotch eggs are one of the greatest inventions. A good scotch egg is such a joy

08.03.2026 16:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Snail Meow

08.03.2026 14:16 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Gotta admit, I’m still somewhat baffled seeing Santo in a setting this close to modern day. #SpaceApeCinema

08.03.2026 07:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I complain about Bluesky but there are loads of quotes to this post and pretty much all of them are bangers.

07.03.2026 15:24 👍 24 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
"Overdressed for dogging" shows a person wearing a stag's skull at nighttime with a car in the background

"Overdressed for dogging" shows a person wearing a stag's skull at nighttime with a car in the background

Disappointed by nudist colony shows an alien like creature with a lemon shaped head looking unimpressed over some greenery.

Disappointed by nudist colony shows an alien like creature with a lemon shaped head looking unimpressed over some greenery.

Redleg the two legged fox shows an abstract looking fox with a huge tale and two legs one of which is red.

Redleg the two legged fox shows an abstract looking fox with a huge tale and two legs one of which is red.

Cock a doodle don't is a digital painting of a rooster like bird yelling.

Cock a doodle don't is a digital painting of a rooster like bird yelling.

I've been horribly neglectful of my print shop this week so sales are down. 200 'hings available including this great bunch of lads. Titles in the alt text. marswasrubbish.etsy.com

06.03.2026 13:27 👍 8 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0
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Did a new Blu-ray cover… whysoblu.com/cecile-is-de...

05.03.2026 11:51 👍 525 🔁 71 💬 27 📌 7

Fire hazard, innit

05.03.2026 14:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is that a play on Detroit Rock City?

05.03.2026 14:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

👏👏👏

05.03.2026 13:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
After all these years, back together again with LeVar Burton
After all these years, back together again with LeVar Burton YouTube video by Dropping Names with Brent and Jonny

Rare sighting? If you ignore that he has a hit podcast and all the other appearances, sure youtu.be/kjkhxe9A8Qk?...

05.03.2026 13:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

And it’s at this point that I realise Madonna songs haven’t had a strong presence in films or social media audio

05.03.2026 10:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tell him the weather in Scotland is partly sunni but mostly shiite 😂

03.03.2026 19:08 👍 170 🔁 8 💬 5 📌 2

Stupidly spent too long trying to make it scan with Believe

02.03.2026 13:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry but a plateau is the highest form of flattery

02.03.2026 12:09 👍 117 🔁 24 💬 5 📌 2

Excellent Cena

01.03.2026 10:06 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Santo checks his watch

Santo checks his watch

A family event means I can’t join in today. So here’s a sketch of our man checking his watch #SpaceApeCinema

01.03.2026 06:58 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

28.02.2026 07:19 👍 23682 🔁 7120 💬 733 📌 405

Liver's cheap because there's low demand for it. If everyone started eating it, it would become expensive. And even if everyone loved it, it's only recommended that you eat it once a week, or you risk vitamin A toxicity. Would be nice if the secretary of HEALTH knew that!

27.02.2026 18:09 👍 3813 🔁 893 💬 341 📌 74