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a congratulations card with snoopy in front of fireworks Alt: a congratulations card with snoopy in front of fireworks

Absolutely epic! Well done.

29.01.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean its not just the road but I get the point.
However as there's so few of us you feel obliged to take part in the meetings.
If I was 1 in 200, it would be nice knowing I had a say but I'd probably sack it off & go to the pub instead.

29.01.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I experience similar currently.
My road has 6 houses & we've each got a share of the FH of the land for the access road.
We meet annually to discuss issues & we've appointed a management company to hold PLI, do works requested, PPM & bill us. If they're bad/expensive, we can get another one.

27.01.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The commonholders are the management company.

27.01.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So close now!

27.01.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The management company do the works & put a charge on the freehold so that when the 96 yr old er relocates & their flat is sold, the bill plus interest is settled.

27.01.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

On the bright side, it is an extra half of cider.

21.01.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

421?

21.01.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pint! Nice.

09.01.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
25.12.2025 19:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"...and they're not laughing anymore."

I beg to differ.

20.12.2025 21:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Down to the last 50 tube stations. If everyone that sees this message can repost it, it would make absolutely fuck all difference to me or what I am doing. It wouldn’t help me in the slightest, either personally or financially so please don’t bother. Thanks

13.12.2025 00:28 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Farage's old school chums need wonder no longer how he used to get the cakes that he gave them.

09.12.2025 18:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

100%! Especially with the increasingly heavy handed legislation related to protests at government policy.

03.12.2025 21:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
McCoy watching Spock play Tri-Dimensional Chess on Star Trek.

McCoy watching Spock play Tri-Dimensional Chess on Star Trek.

...until it isn't

03.12.2025 15:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not to their face though!

03.12.2025 14:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A car has crossed the advance atop line and entered the 'bike box' at a road junction.

A car has crossed the advance atop line and entered the 'bike box' at a road junction.

Pedestrians are stood at the Light controlled Pedestrian Crossing waiting to cross. They are stood in the middle of the cycle track.

Pedestrians are stood at the Light controlled Pedestrian Crossing waiting to cross. They are stood in the middle of the cycle track.

Operating as intended...

27.11.2025 13:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just think of the great publicity TfL could get if they opened it just for you.

26.11.2025 21:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just over 4/5s of the way there. Home stretch now. Great effort.

26.11.2025 16:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember being told by an old classically trained musician that the '...youth today were doing it wrong by clapping in time with the beat, which means you can't hear the music.'
Perhaps this person was clapping off beat on purpose.

03.11.2025 16:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Tony's bar in Dollis Hill London

Tony's bar in Dollis Hill London

Went back to London for the first time in a while to see my brother. We had a quick pint before heading out and I thought 'I know this pub'.
Could be a good local with live music and the bar staff are lovely. Two pints of lager = Β£9.70

31.10.2025 19:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just to throw Interpol off the scent. If they'd said about stealing "jewels" two months before the heist the police would be at their door but now, they are home free.

20.10.2025 10:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Could always get some life-size cut-outs for the window...
www.mycutouts.co.uk

20.10.2025 08:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't blame him at those prices.

16.10.2025 15:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Homeward stretch!

03.10.2025 17:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Kyle Kulinski on Twitter posts an illustrated image, where Laura Loomer tells Hasan Piker "WE'RE DEPORTING YOU BACK TO TURKEY." In the drawing, Hasan Piker replies: "I was born in New Jersey." 

Laura Loomer replies to Kyle: "The left has no sense of humor."

Kyle Kulinski on Twitter posts an illustrated image, where Laura Loomer tells Hasan Piker "WE'RE DEPORTING YOU BACK TO TURKEY." In the drawing, Hasan Piker replies: "I was born in New Jersey." Laura Loomer replies to Kyle: "The left has no sense of humor."

On September 6, 2024, Laura Loomer posts a video, where she eats dog food. She writes on Twitter: "I just ate dog food. It's human grade. Which means you and your dog can share a taste, nutrient dense treat together. Order yours today at [link]"

I post a screenshot of this tweet and write: "i setup a fake dog food company last month, bought purina at the pet store, and paid laura loomer $100 for this post."

On September 6, 2024, Laura Loomer posts a video, where she eats dog food. She writes on Twitter: "I just ate dog food. It's human grade. Which means you and your dog can share a taste, nutrient dense treat together. Order yours today at [link]" I post a screenshot of this tweet and write: "i setup a fake dog food company last month, bought purina at the pet store, and paid laura loomer $100 for this post."

not true

27.09.2025 01:46 πŸ‘ 19619 πŸ” 3018 πŸ’¬ 222 πŸ“Œ 103

The clue was in the name "Test & Trace"

21.09.2025 22:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is she Australian?

06.09.2025 10:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

J. Edgar Hoover approves this message.

06.09.2025 10:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Potentially ascribing intelligence & reason to something without any but would you want to mark the exact location of all your bases on a publicly accessible map?

06.09.2025 09:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0