lore 🪻

"here at brand we're big boob inclusive"
also brand: doesn't fucking go above an F cup

bought a squad of weird little alien cult guys who scuttle around in the dark. love a freak.

Gonna become a Warhammer guy. sorry.

Dakota Johnson sitting on a curb, a cigarette in one hand, looking off into the distance

Gotta pay $1000+ for a car service while being unemployed

really understanding how Pandora's box felt when it got opened anytime anyone asks about my DnD character

One of these days I will quit being a clown and stop thinking I can accurately guess the word count for anything I write bc every single time I underestimate myself

No issues with taste thank FUCK but. Eating buffalo wings was an interesting experience

covid has left my body but not without a fun little fucked up parting gift of vinegar now smelling like acetone

thot I was at 80% turns out I'm maybe at 60% Jesus Christ

nothing more humbling on this bitch of an earth than immediately getting hit with a wave of exhaustion after attempting to do literally anything while sick

an orange and white cat wrapped in a blue and white blanket with big sad eyes

well. lost that coin toss

well. technically it's 50/50 but if my girlfriend has it then I don't doubt I'm far off

an upside down image of an old white man wearing a helmet with chainmail flaps. He's got a frown on his face.

covid round 3

Man..... genuinely gonna miss lower decks. Actually some of the best star trek there is

for sure rolled a 2 on my stealth check for delivering the work secret santa gift my gift recipient DEFINITELY saw me holding his gift oops

The DnD vibes rn are found divorce but it's a mostly evil witch spy and a cursed amulet having a stand off about who gets to corrupt the Catboy

existing in limbo between job and unemployment I think might truly be hell

sometimes it is just a girl and her eight different bottles of vinegar against the world

that said am enjoying it especially being a freaky little elf who just casually chows down on people for fun and profit (skill acquisition)

started playing dos2 mod bg3 fixation and genuinely it's very easy to see the bones of bg3 in this game

I mean. I know it's league origin stories but. Idk what the hell that means except there's lesbians and uh? Alternate timelines? Idk. I'll find out tho

It's been years and I still don't actually know what Arcane is about

THAT'S MY SNAKE LADY!!!!

Need to finish Inquisition but I'm still stuck in bg3 hyperfocus mode alas

why must I be cursed fo get motion sick while trying to play video games. please

Had to replace my windscreen last month now I've got a fucked up tyre

DnD going SO well just watched our Tabaxi get orbital lasered in the face by the eldritch entity currently chained inside sun

Anyone know if you can nest ifand statements or am I fucked

Once again fighting for my life in the excel spreadsheets

Well. I'm being a little hyperbolic but Riverdale Understanders get it. That show was far more self aware than it ever let anyone believe