a beloved cutie pie starving to death (metaphorically)
11.03.2026 03:45
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please. lil ecstasy pocket.
11.03.2026 03:41
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how about a little ecstasy to go with that agony
11.03.2026 03:39
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I think I can find someone yeah
11.03.2026 03:35
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the nation turns to the voice of Yugi for moral guidance
11.03.2026 03:25
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I'm pretty busy watching this televised shogi match so probably call back later. speak Japanese? no of course not. the rules of shogi? no, of course not!
11.03.2026 02:57
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I gotta get on better trains...
11.03.2026 01:20
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this would do it for me too but luckily there's no risk of it being true for me
11.03.2026 01:18
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what's up babe
11.03.2026 01:18
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the future, conan?
11.03.2026 00:29
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Emmy and the Dorats from the movie. A beautiful lady lovingly holding some adorable freaky little monster puppets.
get you three girls who look at you and climb on you like this
10.03.2026 22:59
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natural passenger bluesky is a PRO-DORATS ZONE if you don't like the Dorats get off my page
10.03.2026 22:55
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imagine meeting the ghost of Stephen Foster at the Hotel Paradise and then the Squirrel Nut Zippers steal your life story and write a song about it
10.03.2026 22:43
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I looked and it's not there
10.03.2026 22:36
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I heard those people on the radio who are like "we're leftists but we listen to right wing podcasts" to escape our bubble and boy do they sound like fucking morons
10.03.2026 22:30
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you can call it a Rider Kick or an Inazuma Kick but let's remember the important part: it's a kick
10.03.2026 20:35
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That's great! I hope you get something that smells really good. 🥰
10.03.2026 19:04
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water pump, water comes out. penis pump, penis comes out.
10.03.2026 18:49
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👀👀👀
10.03.2026 18:26
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10.03.2026 17:16
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my mom today said she’s more disgusted by Pete Hegseth than Trump and she’s got a point
10.03.2026 17:43
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when mocking Ben Shapiro’s eyebrows please add a disclaimer that Jason Schwartzman’s thick eyebrow era was perfect
10.03.2026 17:42
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he could still be in charge! even Ratbat was small and he was a heckuva leader.
10.03.2026 17:40
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what happened with the ‘saw man
10.03.2026 17:39
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when I was young I was a pretty avid collector of Marvel Legends... my Colossus straight-up fell in half at the waist. Ugh!!
10.03.2026 14:47
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jokes for the elderly
10.03.2026 14:31
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I actually have a really good one but I also would like more cause I’m a big fan of Aunt Petunia’s favorite nephew
10.03.2026 14:31
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the movie was good but very different from how I remembered it, they didn’t sing “Try to Remember” or anything
10.03.2026 14:30
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(looking at new designs for Fantastic Four action figures) better Things are possible 🥲
10.03.2026 14:29
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