Article points out he’s the oldest of 4 yet neglects to mention one of those younger siblings is married to MATT GAETZ. Weird

Sorry, I can’t look back…in anger

You’re back but are you still weird

In his TikTok about the protest, he was genuinely tickled to see you there

They look like actors carrying empty to-go coffees

It’s salacious yet warm-hearted, and every random famous funny person you like makes an appearance

It was that Pluribus boost

All I can see is Katyal in a really shiny suit, reciting Kim Kardashian’s lines from her new show… “see you in court, c*ntburger”

Except this guy’s name is spelled in all caps because the traditional capitalization of a name is for low class Italians

No. Stop. Jfc read the room buddy

He hates performance fleece

My mom always said you can get a ham sandwich indicted

My reminder to the world that the overcooked ham Pat McAfee is *38 years old*

Given that most men form friendships via school and then later their workplace, I think this is where they’re supposed to find said friends

Sometimes the only rat you can defeat is the one made of hair you pull out of the shower drain

Really enjoyed reading this, as well as the comment section. My take on TR’s culture is a little different, having grown up in Lakeview and losing several classmates to suicide via their own firearm. I don’t want to doxx myself here, but feel free to dm me

Nothing’s the same anymore, tho. I paid off student loans with my Occupy check, and the Big Yarn covered my mortgage in 2017 but I’m barely gonna recoup my poster board/giant Sharpie investment this time around :’(

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS F SHACK -DIRTY MIKE AND THE BOYS

Fred Armisen | Office Hours with Tim Heidecker (Episode 263) YouTube video by Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker

How that sentient 80’s midlife crisis muppet manages to be so condescending while not finishing one cogent sentence is beyond me. Great time to remind everyone of this brilliant piece of art from @timheidecker.bsky.social

Ugh it’s probably rife with a diverse collection of native insects that enrich the surrounding area. Please, why are you encouraging this madness

Wait until you find out about Bill’s dad, Donald! He hired Epstein at Dalton, and was quite the author to boot

There is nothing to lose from blasting a company who would put such misogynistic garbage in writing. My hot take is that it’s a viral marketing scheme. Look at the TikTok comments and tell me media literacy isn’t dying :(

The children yearn for the mines

Sure but I’m still terrified of my HOA

It’s resonated with way too many people to delete lol

I know but where did all those dudes come from?!