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Kris

@krismcgee

I’m just here to get drunk and tell you how under appreciated Carly Rae Jepsen is 🏳️‍🌈 📍 Manchester

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Latest posts by Kris @krismcgee

Poor Greg looking like the ugly stepsister from Shrek.

10.03.2026 22:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I did not agree with that judging today #DragRaceUK

10.03.2026 22:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Preach! Some riggory going on here.

10.03.2026 22:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

good 😌

10.03.2026 12:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me: “Goodnight, hope you’ve had a lovely birthday.”

@alexlduffy.bsky.social: “You smell of Birria.”

And they say romance is dead.

09.03.2026 21:34 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My god, the slow crawl on a train through Victoria, Oxford Road and Piccadilly is UNBEARABLE. Forever delayed by congestion.

09.03.2026 17:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Must have done something horrible in a past life! Mine are always in such weird places, I’ve got one brewing on the back of my neck?!?!

09.03.2026 11:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

❤️❤️❤️

09.03.2026 11:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

NEVER!

09.03.2026 11:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am 36 this years and yet I’m STILL getting spots.

HOW HAVE I NOT OUTGROWN THIS?!

09.03.2026 08:51 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Hadn’t clocked I’ve had my Switch’s volume on for the last 20 minutes as I’ve been playing Pokemon 🙈 Sorry to everyone on my train

07.03.2026 20:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.03.2026 07:01 👍 90 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0

😱😱😱

06.03.2026 22:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t know but I’m scared Andy!

06.03.2026 22:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Not enjoying this threat from Duolingo.

06.03.2026 22:26 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Just had my first PT session.

It’s over for y’all once I have abs and feel confident posting topless selfies (this will never happen, I’m too anxious)

06.03.2026 18:22 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Need to find me a JRPG that stirs as much excitement and emotion as FFX once did.

04.03.2026 21:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Today’s mug of choice:

04.03.2026 06:27 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My legs hurt as much from standing in a kitchen for 9 hours as they did from a 5K run at Parkrun.

My body is broken.

03.03.2026 07:06 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
02.03.2026 23:25 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Sadly I don’t own a bath :(

02.03.2026 21:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My feet hurt so much and I am overwhelmed from spending 9 hours in a kitchen, I could never be a proper chef.

02.03.2026 21:29 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Serena Morena on Drag Race UK vs The World pulling a confused and distressed face. She is painted blue and wearing the most diabolical wig.

Serena Morena on Drag Race UK vs The World pulling a confused and distressed face. She is painted blue and wearing the most diabolical wig.

Monday.

02.03.2026 06:42 👍 40 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0
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Tonight’s entertainment!

28.02.2026 20:40 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Today’s D&D session was a wild one!

The party went to BardFest, where Beyoncé was murdered! 😱 After some sleuthing, they found out Madonna was The Mad One, a former God of Music who killed Beyoncé to try and regain her godhood.

They also got to enjoy BardFest’s sponsor LaGlugGlug!

28.02.2026 18:12 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry!

28.02.2026 08:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Had a minor Menty B and just sat scrolling for like 1.5 hours instead of being sensible and going to bed, why am I like this

28.02.2026 00:16 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Lovely dinner and drinks to start the weekend, feeling very happy (and only a tiny bit tipsy) x

27.02.2026 22:58 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
meme saying “i’m into cock and pokémon”

meme saying “i’m into cock and pokémon”

bluesky today:

27.02.2025 22:38 👍 1712 🔁 318 💬 28 📌 24
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"We need to make one for the gays"

27.02.2026 15:45 👍 137 🔁 13 💬 4 📌 0