David Grady

Hope your scan goes well, I did this, hope you like:

Fuckity bye RIP, the Guardian-Observer 1993-2025. It was not a natural death.

Fuckity bye

RIP, the Guardian-Observer 1993-2025. It wasn't a natural death.

The biggest journalistic bloodletting in a generation.

Rest in power ✊

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Why do hazelnuts tend to float to the top of muesli packets?

Floral garden finds in May

Simple neuroscience-based hack for anxiety:
🌿go & be in a place with plants & trees for 15 mins
🌳You'll inhale plant oils(phytoncides) from foliage
📉your stress hormone(cortisol) will drop significantly

Many of our brain pathways evolved to motivate us to forage for plants-they're still very active

#WomeninSTEM - Stimming is healthy! 🧪

The epoch of 'Degenerate Man'

OPINION TODAY featured podcast —
Following the remarkable security breach dubbed 'Signalgate', @helenlewis.bsky.social, @aiannucci.bsky.social and Ava Santina Evans discuss how casualness has crept into political communication.
(Strong Message Here)
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'I don't want to have to read you the riot act but I am going to have to read you some extracts from the riot act, like section one, paragraph one: don't leave your boss twisting in the wind and then burst in late, smelling like a pissed seaside donkey'

So let’s have a little look at the Right wing media feeding off its own ecosystem.

Here’s
@TiceRichard
claiming NET ZERO caused the Heathrow shut down, while sharing a Telegraph article that appears to back up his claim

Must be true then, right??

🧐you know the drill…

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German does yearning so well. ’Fernweh’, ‘far-sickness’, is the longing for distant places, while ‘Sehnsucht’ is a wistful desire for something intangible. #shoutoutforgerman

A tweet saying "MS Paint mirror". Below, a photo of a man taking a picture of himself sitting in front of a mirror. The mirror is styled to look like one of the original versions of MS Paint (the canvas which should be white is the mirror part)

I want this more than I probably should

Strangers twice as kind as we think, happiness study suggests Experts release this year's World Happiness Report - which also ranks the world's happiest countries.

BBC News - Strangers twice as kind as we think, happiness study suggests - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Grappling space capsule is so much cooler than my guess of 'getting your Call of Duty rig just so'

Okay, baby, person running in a, no, feck, group of people murmuring, no, blamanche, feckin blamanche...

I think the U.S.A. has "Jumped the Shark"¹

But no doubt some Republican will be along any minute to try and ban that too.

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1 - en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping...

Current favourite utility names: FancyZones and Mice Without Borders

Have HHKB with cntrl in nicean edict format - I prefer it too :)

WAS utterly dumbfounded to hear an advert on the radio for a new hearing aid that claims to use "groundbreaking technology Surely a pneumatic drill is the last thing you would want to put in your ear to help you hear better? Mikey Zilch, Byker

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Mark Carney to be next Canada PM after winning Liberal leadership race Former central banker will be only second prime minister in Canadian history without a seat in parliament Mark Carney, the former central banker who oversaw the response to financial crises in North America and the UK, will become the next prime minister…

Mark Carney to be next Canada PM after winning Liberal leadership race

'that was Roxanne by the police, or, as they're now known, Sting' （￣︶￣）↗

Quick ticketyupdate: Today said ticketyboo again without meaning to

:)

I mean, stop me if if I'm wrong, but is that not monumentously bad security?

Thanks, I was literally attempting to spell it yesterday! :)

I imagine it will just pop out one day :)

"Don't open that door
Don't open that door
Oh well, that's the way it goes."

Jimi Hendrix

- Frankie Mouse: "Still, the best laid plans of mice."
- Arthur Dent: "And men."
- Frankie Mouse: "What?"
- Arthur Dent: "And men. The best laid plans of mice and men."
- Frankie Mouse: "What have men got to do with it?"

I use ticketyboo from time to time, first I used it satirically then said it so much I used it normally

How are you?
I'm tickety boo,
how's you?

Try it, you won't be able to stop after a while, I imagine :)