Robin is tired 😷🇵🇸

Christmas songs again

Today it was nursery rhyme songs

It’s March. It sounds like there’s an ice cream truck. The music is Christmas carols. Are we giving up on linear time?

Ok but so did Biden. The difference seems to be that Biden did it quietly and the current regime is crowing about it

Yes, what they’re doing is both illegal and unconstitutional. Stop saying that matters. Clearly it doesn’t.

sploosh kaboom

You think I killed her?

It’s always Shut the Fuck Up Friday, dude

#RobinTweetsTwinPeaks

So many mullets

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My air sacs have never felt so good

Me, after the smoke stopped seeping from under the front door:

#RobinTweetsTwinPeaks

I forgot how much I love the music. I’m sure I have the cd somewhere

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I haven’t seen Twin Peaks since it first aired. Paid the bad guys to stream.

Gonna live tweet this. I use ‘tweet’ because I’m a bird and allowed to.

#RobinTweetsTwinPeaks

Ignore me if you like. I’m doing this for me.

The obviously rational choice of voting to continue genocide, apparently

Might I recommend NOT getting wasabi in a paper cut?

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"Cancel Culture" doesn't actually exist, but the FEAR of it did ruin some *comedians* because they stopped being funny and started being thin-skinned losers who just complain about people being "too sensitive now" instead of actually writing and telling funny jokes.

Shout out to the jerk who didn’t close the shaker bottle so it spilled when I was shaking it

(It was me. I’m the jerk.)

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One day, America will be used as an example of why a 2 party system is doomed to fail, especially when both parties eat out of the same corporate funded trough

The biggest problem with an US 2 party system is that there is no opposition party. There's no one to tell them no.

RIP Google Reader

Perfect

TIL

Does quote posting violate your copyright too?

If you ever want to make a certain type of Christian very, very angry, point out that Jesus is, canonically, ace/aro and watch them spin trying to tell you why you're wrong. Things like, "Jesus absolutely wanted to fuck, he just didn't!" will start coming out of their mouths.

Malificent in the streets, Merriweather in the sheets

Paisley

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As a certified crazy person, I don’t like it when people use “crazy” pejoratively. What else can people use?

Here’s what I have:

Wild
Twisted
Bananas

More please

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I want to complain about A Thing, but if I do, people will do The Thing. In fact, people will think that if I complain about The Thing, I secretly want The Thing.

I’m a weirdo, but I really don’t want The Thing.