Longreacher

Seems to be suspended now.

This was my first thought on seeing this terrible idea.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Spoilers!

Great Birnam Wood coming to high Dunsinane Hill

I could really go for an etrade dancing monkey right now.

Hung like a Norwegian ski jumper.

Biathalon just finished. Is this the first time that France has ever beaten Germany and Italy in a shooting event?

Unpopular opinion? Olympic hockey should be played on the old, larger ice surface #olympics #icehockey

Since 1989, the Canadian World Junior Team has been investigated by police for sexual assault 15 times. Statistically, their training camp might be the most dangerous place in Canada.

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I suspect that the conservatives have lost their remaining progressives and have handed the Liberal party a majority.

Idiots with guns. (Middle East)

Idiots with guns. (USA)

I used to put off visiting the Middle East because I wasn’t a fan of the "masked men with rifles on every corner" vibe. I didn't realize that if I just waited long enough, the US would adopt the exact same aesthetic. 🇨🇦🚫🇺🇸

♫ ♪ There’s a place I know in Ontario,
Where Belugas wait for buyers to show.
The public realized that whale jails blow,
Everyone hates Marineland. ♫♪

Where are the air horns when you actually need them? I was promised a lifetime supply of tactical bouncy castles every time Canada was threatened, yet the silence is deafening. Did we run out of diesel or just selective outrage? 🚛💨🚫

Similar experience here. It really doesn’t seem to like that I’m not in Ontario. I haven’t been able to log in in months.

Back in my day, we had to have a 9/11 to justify a foreign war for oil.

And however smart you think you are, half it.

Yep. I was tasked with disposing some that had inadvertently been ordered. Bottom line, when it comes to sodium, however big you expect the explosion to be, quadruple it.

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
“Hi, I’m sodium.”
“Nice to meet you sodium, I’m water.”

a man with sweat on his face and the words i was worried there for a second . ALT: a man with sweat on his face and the words i was worried there for a second .

I see Route 1 Westbound is currently closed out of Riverglade, so I checked the “NB Advisories and Alerts” Page to see what’s up. Latest update is that RiverWatch 2025 has ended. www2.gnb.ca/content/gnb/...

a man in a suit and tie speaks into a microphone Alt: Pierre Poilievre speaking at a microphone.

What’s the over/under on the number of progressive Conservatives that jump ship if Poilievre survives the leadership review?

I tried to watch the World Juniors last night, but after years of sexual assault allegations, I just can’t get into it anymore.

We do mid December, then take it down after the Twelve Days of Christmas.

Yes.

4 young sheep

Baaa, weekend’s over.

Kingston Creek, New Brunswick.

Everyone’s like, ”I’ve never had much interest in the woods, but now I really want a roasted marshmallow.”

Here’s looking at ewe.

Have you read “Young Men and Fire” by Norman Maclean? It’s excellent.