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SNP member beer drinking golf playing cricket loving woke as fuck lefty. Will follow all supporters of Scottish Independence. If you don't have even a single line in your bio, & have never posted, you will be ๐Ÿšซ STRICTLY NO DM'S!

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I'm a terrible gardner, used to have a rock garden until all the rocks died.

12.03.2026 11:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatever money comes in, the one thing you can guarantee is that not a single red cent of it will go to the ordinary American citizen, only to the top 0.1%, & Senators & Congress members.

12.03.2026 10:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I never liked lollipops as a kid, I've certainly never bought one with my own money.

12.03.2026 10:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The age I am today.
Don't think I've ever had one of those things, tbh.

12.03.2026 10:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How hard can it be?
" Look lads, the secret to winning is to score more times than the opposition, so I want you to do that. OK, lets go. "

12.03.2026 10:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aye, no Brenda or Brian pictures either.

12.03.2026 10:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sarwar's going to ' stand up for Scotland ' by ignoring our government to obey orders from a foreign one regardless of the wishes of our elected representatives?

12.03.2026 08:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not for Americans, but plenty given to fund it for israeli's

12.03.2026 08:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 08:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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12.03.2026 07:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought they'd be used to that by now?

12.03.2026 06:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You sure that's the right order for influencers?

11.03.2026 21:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ay'e you'd need peace wi' te amount o cat's you've got I suppose ...

11.03.2026 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooh, get you ...

11.03.2026 19:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We already have animals on Scottish bank notes, what we don't have is pic's of Brenda or Brian.

11.03.2026 19:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, got you.
Blocked.

11.03.2026 19:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe he had the same ' privileges ' at Broadmoor as well, then there was Sir Nicholas Fairbairn, Louis Mountbatten et al.
The xian churches certainly deserve full investigation as well as all of the Royal Family, every aspect of ' the british establishment ' seem tarnished beyond repair, IYAM.

11.03.2026 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Most muslims are Sunni muslims.
The vast majority of Iranian muslims are Shia muslims.
It's quite possible that each islamic sect hates the other islamic more than they hate israel.

11.03.2026 19:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They beat England at Rugby Union at the weekemd as well.

11.03.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FFS, every man, woman & their cats knew Mandy was dodgy AF when he was appointed, it was only a question of when, not if he was going to be forced out.

11.03.2026 19:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even Italy's cricket team made it to their last World Cup, & they just gubbed England in the Six Nations for the first time!

11.03.2026 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember, he was such a close associate of the Tory Govt. at the time that he had a room at Stoke Mandeville hospital, given to him by Edwina Currie, with keys for every room in the building.

11.03.2026 19:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eleventh of March, Edinburgh, Scotland.
So far this month, I have generated 132 kWh from my solar panels.
& I am 60 degrees off from due south.
If they are paying their way even for me ...

11.03.2026 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They also take an oath to be faithful to their spouses ...

11.03.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ever get the feeling you've been cheated, America?

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11.03.2026 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The attack also killed his wife, & his children.
When MAGA fuck up they fuck up bigly.

11.03.2026 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has thre ever been a time when ' western countries ' ave gone into anywhere in the MENA that has led to an improvement in the lives of the locals?

11.03.2026 11:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

9/11 would still have happened, regardless of who was president at the time.

11.03.2026 10:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The xian Taliban.

11.03.2026 06:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0