Benny

As a HEAVY supporter of caffeine I don't know if I could do this for you.

If you can't tell, my kids got me sick. Now, I am but a man with a cold. My, already impressive, drama level has increased 50 fold.

Children are the harbingers of pestilence! They ride the proverbial white horse and cause all they come in contact with to fall ill and wither before them! You care for them, nourish their minds and bodies and they repay you with a blight! May whatever deity have mercy upon their wicked souls!

Humans are wonderful, fascinating creatures. People piss me off though. If people could learn to live with others, I would love them too.

I've been thinking about making some content about what to do when bringing your car to a body shop. I feel like it's kind of a niche market.

I hope you're enjoying your vacation. It looks wonderful.

Some days, you just desire solitude.

I dislike having things to do on the weekends. I just want to not exist in society for a couple days.

I like how "do it, you won't" has replaced calling someone a chicken. Marty McFly would be elated.

I mixed these together this morning. TikTok made me do it.

The rolls in the cake pan are this recipe I found on TikTok. Kind of an absolute banger.

@timmuffin.bsky.social
I made waffle fries too, but those didn't turn out very good.

Yes sir!

I have a plan to cook a nice meal tonight and I am quite excited for it. Bully me into posting pictures, because I am sure to forget.

I have two notebooks that, at this point, are more just decorations than stationary.

I've been using Amazon Music Unlimited for years. Amazon isn't much better than any other large corporation, but I also get an audio book for free every month. So if you've gotta give someone money every month, might as well get more out of it.

Hair looks fire. Juni is baby, he's supposed to see Santa.

I like the left one.

Take that dub. The Minnesota past time of talking about the great deal you got on your possessions demands it.

Gonna watch Good Will Hunting again. Time to be dehydrated from all the crying.

Those Saturdays are your time. Spend it however you like. Life these days is so endlessly demanding, you've earned the rot time. Proud of you. Keep being awesome.

Plz gib head scritches for me. kthnxbai

I love game devs. Sweet lot of humans that work to make our days better. I also feel so betrayed when they make me fall in love with a character then kill them. So like...I love you with all of my being, but fuck you.

See you guys at Dreamhack in May

The PWHL is going to make me a sports fan.

As soon as I said Ms. I realized I didn't actually know your pronouns. My apologies for the misgendering. I'll do better next time.

Ms. Lowgren, you will be pleased to know that you have created a new Placebo fan. I judge new music on how bad I want to skip songs. Haven't skipped a single one. Bangers, the lot of 'em. Thank you!

Now I know what I'll be listening to on my way to work.