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Trial lawyer, former politico, mediocre golfer, unhealthy relationship with Dawgs, Braves, and Birds #KreweofGodesses he/him

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09.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 3452 πŸ” 1212 πŸ’¬ 118 πŸ“Œ 49

Creating an oil shock after jobs numbers took a nose-dive amid substantial inflation is a bold strategy, Cotton.

Let's party like it's 1979

09.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Both had a great deal of interest in small, tropical countries

09.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is that bad?

09.03.2026 10:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.

04.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 8128 πŸ” 2409 πŸ’¬ 259 πŸ“Œ 525

They know no one watched it, right?

26.02.2026 11:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

something broke in his brain a few years ago

12.02.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

alright, who broke Scottie Scheffler? Just own up to it, I won't be mad.

06.02.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Georgia Democrats didn't just destroy Derek Dooley they buried him 100 feet under the earth.

04.02.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 622 πŸ” 134 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 63

Joe Brady reminding us all that life is entirely about timing

27.01.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

East West was one of my go-to date spots

19.01.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's just factually not true but even if it was YOU STILL DON'T GET TO SHOOT HER

13.01.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well timed- get you some king cake

07.01.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love that you stayed through Epiphany

07.01.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy anniversary to the last time a Republican actually took a stand

07.01.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 961 πŸ” 177 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

This is the content I need to see more of.

06.01.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Over/Under on number of counts? I'm thinking 50

06.01.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We have to face the fact that β€œHe killed my ma, he killed my pa, but I will vote for him” would be an effective electoral strategy in the United States

06.01.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 1114 πŸ” 131 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 4

I've been thinking about this since the first reports. What do they think they accomplished? The regime is still in control.

Also, h/t to Mother Jones for knowing their audience with the "Settlers of Catan" reference.

05.01.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Panama had declared war on us and killed a marine, for starters.

04.01.2026 10:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Billy Bob Thornton is a fucking genius in Landman

04.01.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, based on the scene here, anyone upright in New Orleans after the game tonight is a fucking hero

01.01.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am blessed that "emergency backup caviar" is a relevant phrase in my life

30.12.2025 19:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Speaking of typos, someone should direct Ms. Dhillon to U.S. v. Murphy, 406 F.3d 857, 859 n.1 (7th Cir. 2005), aka the greatest footnote in appellate court history.
scholar.google.com/scholar_case...

29.12.2025 17:56 πŸ‘ 1056 πŸ” 211 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 14

Whenever people complain about the comparisons to 1930s Europe I want them to explain to me how much daylight they think exists between these and those.

24.12.2025 14:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just staring at my screen, waiting for anyone to respond to an email, before I go to lunch, after which I will resume the staring. Happy Holidays.

18.12.2025 15:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

being a partner doesn't come with a ton of perks but at the very least it means that I get a pepper *and* a garlic sauce whenever the office orders Papa John's for lunch

17.12.2025 17:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh, he can

17.12.2025 17:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Whether it's an obscure adjunct professor posting that Charlie Kirk did some bad things or it's the president of the United States celebrating Rob Reiner's death, there's plenty of incivility on both sides.

15.12.2025 16:56 πŸ‘ 1895 πŸ” 318 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 9

I tend to agree with you - wouldn't surprise me if he tries to beat the posse out of town right now but know for sure if he loses in Norman and misses next year's playoff he's toast.

15.12.2025 17:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0