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Mike Matteson

@mistermatteson

Husband/father/grandfather, tech editor, dilettante (to put it kindly). Retired after 30+ years in Big Tech; now free to do fun things I'm not too good at.

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Good point! Can confirm there’s a lot of mid mein out there. I’d pay extra for hi mein if it’s ad free.

17.02.2026 04:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Given the reception he got, he probably had to bring a platoon of food *tasters* too

09.02.2026 07:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Got that invasive bamboo all right but my panda is apparently on back order. Nature has provided a bunch of raccoons for now, but all they do is fuck with the bird feeder.

22.09.2025 20:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Assuming you’re not still in the waiting room, what did they do for you? Or did you just get the old “fluids and rest” dodge?

08.07.2025 05:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Haven’t seen these yet, and I thought I’d already had every stupid-ass, offensive, derivative/repetitive content trend pushed at me by the Algorithms That Be. Thanks for the warning, and damn right we’re *still* not going back. (Maybe that’ll be my overpass sign on 7/17.)

06.07.2025 05:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I made this almost a year ago and it just gets more on point with every gawdawful news cycle

27.06.2025 08:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Well, maybe you need to stop being such a Richard

27.06.2025 08:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That one red grape makin’ a run for it, tho

21.06.2025 23:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s NOT??? Yet another thing I thought I had a handle on that I don’t in fact have a handle on

14.06.2025 23:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s the only way he can MAKE SURE that no one with autism ever holds a job, writes a poem, etc.

12.05.2025 00:42 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0