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they say the first 77.7k posts are the hardest

Friend just described me on call as birds and spaceships and yuri

Here's a picture I took 7 years ago in Times Square

new version of the leo pointing meme just dropped for when you recognize a thing but you hate it

I love when I come across an account that is a very young woman who is a recent Catholic/Eastern Orthodox convert posting antisemitic conspiracy theories and about why women shouldn’t vote and she has zero followers and not even any reply guys

She’s trying so hard, and she just can’t get picked 🥀

Mickey: Goofy, how high are y-

Goofy: Yes

thank you elizabeth taylor (british-american actress, 1932-2011)

Grace: oh fuck oh shit what's going on help there's a beastie aaaaaAAARgh MOM

Leon: [can canning his way through the population of an entire town] HUUURGH!

If beetle can survive getting pummled by Sgt. Snorkle every day then he's perfectly fine here

The rehabilitation of Max Landis is great news for all of us in the Bright fan community who never stopped believing in the limitless potential of the Bright universe

delightfully devilish, david

Flavor Fav is more of a patriot than every single member of the men's USA hockey team.

I said it.

I know it.

woman in a machine seemingly trying to transfer herself to a robot body

interviewer: what's your five year plan

me: uhhhhh

I really want another “big lifetime game” like I had with Dead By Daylight but nothing seems to click the same way.. MMOs don’t really work with me since it requires LARGE play sessions.

Maybe I’m just doomed

do we see him cut off the 200 foreskins

the extent to which all cats are just cats is really incredible

this is so funny

i wish comedy clubs were open tonight so i could workshop a joke. it's something along the lines of, "considering all the snowfall today, it seems like new york city is truly a 'winter wonderland'." i might throw a kicker in there like "paging frosty the snowman!" or something like that

They're trying to make observing/filming ICE illegal.

Then we must show up in greater numbers.

BE UNGOVERNABLE.

Tiffany's been killed by the Saibamen

i'm so old that john hodgman and justin long are doing the "i'm a mac/ i'm a pc" scthick nostalgically for ozempic ads, which are the same bit except for the 30-second section of justin long reading the list of side effects

have you ever suddenly fallen deep into researching things to buy that you will both not buy and do not need

currently in the weeds for a 2017 tacoma and a lever harp

The cover of The Boatman’s Call featuring Rat Fink driving a speedboat

Imagining a world where Ed Roth did the artwork for all of Nick Cave’s albums, not just Junkyard

BREAKING: Prince Andrew and every other member of British royal family killed in freak electrical accident during group photo. Search has begun for a surviving heir

this is fun but i actually don't think michael tracey is being paid by a mysterious sex creep to slander epstein's victims, i genuinely think he's doing it for the love of the game

this is why Garfield murdered Nermal in Gorefield

Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned cows can talk

and that it's been a very very very long time since the cartoonist drew either sven or fleurrie