Stush.

What’s a song you would sing at karaoke that’s not a Rap, Soul or R&B?

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It’s giving Jermichael

I need a week of sleep

You know what? Hell yea

I knew better than to get in this bed

I have an amazing personality. I’m intelligent as fuck. Got a cute lil shape. Face card NEVER DECLINES. And I run this operation all by myself.

See, humility is for people too scared to talk their shit. Know who you are!!

There is nothing worse than going to the gym and forgetting your watch. I think I need to upgrade to an Oura ring for real

The way the kazoo sounds angrier the second time around has sent me to the moon priority express 😭

We taking it back to 2005. I’m bout to get a flip phone while I’m at it

I’ve built up my vinyl collection to 40 so far, and my player has a CD component, I’m going to start this collection next cuz not everything is on vinyl. Physical media cuz fk all these streaming channels actually. I also have a few DVDs too

AI is not inevitable. If we had sane people in government that were not in thrall to billionaire tech CEOs, LLMs could be regulated, forced to obey existing copyright laws, and banned from places where their use is inappropriate, such as college classes. This should be a moderate position.

My cat has been known to make an appearance during my zoom calls

Lady Gaga said

Damn. Canada even got a shout out? 😢
I’m actually crying. The symbolism. The cameos. Perfection!!

No this is genuinely so good. I get choked up when he gave the baby the Grammy and then fucking Ricky Martin? BB said actually play with someone else

There’s so much that I can’t even comment on it all. I just know a leather skinned snow roach is convulsing somewhere

Benito starting off with some authentic cultural imagery lmao I know the racists are SEETHING. EXCELLENT.

GO BENITO GO, VAMOS 💃🏾

I signed into BSky just to participate in the Benito Bowl festivities. Lol

I won’t carry you where you don’t want to go

They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it also makes the head clearer

What's a great album that has predominantly ORANGE cover artwork?
(I might be stretching a lil bit with how much orange is on Malibu, but nonetheless)

About 80% of the time, it’s some kind of vanilla, gourmand or fruity. But every now and then I throw in a tea accord or boozy/spicy

10 days away from work wasn’t long enough. I wish I didn’t have to go back til February

I had so many big plans for today. And look at me. In the damn bed still

Oh look, it’s 4 am and I’m still not asleep. Yay me 😭

I don’t use DoorDash, but if this is true… yikes.

While we’re at it: for all intents and purposes, not intensive purposes

It don't be beef or hate, It's just some people i'll never vibe with again.

The year just started and I already know some ppl not making it til the end of 2026 with me

Gold mumu