Barbarian: All right, it says here we need a 'tree-bucket.'
Bard: That says 'trebuchet.'
Barbarian: Bullshit. I've spent three months learning how to read with Cleric, and it clearly says 'tree-bucket.'
Cleric: Maybe we...maybe we just let him have this one.
#DnD #D&D #TTRPG
All the homies want to play Magic up until I have a new Standard brew I need to playtest 😑
I'm REALLY looking forward to the Star Trek set that Magic: the Gathering is releasing later this year. I can't wait to cast Jean-Luc Picard!
Hot take of the day: The best Star Trek movie is named Galaxy Quest.
Good morning!
Since Trump was re-elected, @forbes.com estimates—
💰His net worth is up $2.1 billion, to $6.4 billion
💰Eric’s has increased tenfold, to $400 million
💰Don Jr.’s has increased sixfold, to $300 million
💰19-year-old Barron Trump is worth $150 million
Have a great day!
Trump is letting huge corporations that suck up to him evade antitrust enforcement.
State attorneys general should fight back by filing their own lawsuits to break up Live Nation/Ticketmaster and block Paramount's acquisition of Warner Bros.
Enough of Trump's oligarchy.
Not quite yet; I'm in the process of organizing my cards. Once that's done (it's a hell of a task) I'll be able to more easily see what exactly I'm missing. Then I can have my LGS-owning buddy set aside any piles of abandoned draft chaff for me to plunder while I trade for the money cards!
Thinking about building a 'New York City' cube by just smashing together a collection of Spider-Man with a collection of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Both sets have some really fun mechanics and cards, but they're just so small that the draft experience with either is less than great.
#MtG
The SAVE Act is Jim Crow 2.0. It would disenfranchise tens of millions of people.
If Trump is saying he won’t sign any bills until the SAVE Act is passed, then so be it: there will be total gridlock in the Senate.
Senate Democrats will not help pass the SAVE Act under any circumstances.
I feel like it should be bigger news that Trump is now openly considering a military draft. Young men haven't been called up for a draft since 1972. Not during the Gulf War. Not during Iraq or Afghanistan. He received five draft deferments but is now open to drafting your kids.
Joshua Jones sums up what I've been thinking about Mullin and his absurd comments about "the smell of war" and other such nonsense.
He has never served in any war zone. He has never been on the receiving end of enemy fire or missile attacks. He has never sacrificed anything for anyone.
Rogue: I wouldn't do that to you.
Fighter: I believe that's a lie.
Rogue: I wouldn't! Not if you were prepared.
#DnD #D&D
A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.
Did a flashback #MtG draft last night; my first time drafting Bloomburrow! Had a great time; ended up going 2-1 with a Bant midrange that was surprisingly reliable.
I can think of a few differences.
1. Your program wasn't built off of plagiarizing trillions of pages of text from other people.
2. Your program was not singlehandedly drawing problematically massive amounts of power.
3. Your program did not pass off erroneous information as fact.
Empathy is not a weakness.
Listening to #WelcomeToNightVale while playing #PacificDrive is an absolute vibe.
You look like a high school freshman wearing a fake beard for the school play 🤣
That awkward moment when one of your players starts listening to #NADDpod and you know they're about to find out that arcaine was not your creation (I've used it in SO many games)....
#DnD #D&D #DrugsAreCool
Started playing #PacificDrive on Gamepass and, I swear, there is nothing quite like it. It's a little buggy (at least on X-Box), but it is SUCH an incredibly evocative game.
Also, fuck these Weeping Angel wannabes. They're goddamned TERRIFYING. I hate them. It's great.
Keep up the awesome work! Fuck the haters. They're fascists, anyways.
Oh shit, Shinedown AND Coheed & Cambria?! I NEED to see this show!
Grandma's Boy is the greatest stoner movie in the world and I am prepared to die on this hill.
Captain America sits the 'cool' way on a chair in a high school hallway lined with lockers. The bottom reads, "So, you decided to stop shooting fascists, and now they're back."
The 'Rappin with Cap' educational video we REALLY need.
I'm the DM. I HAVE to multitask on game night!
This is the way.
I need a Toy Story x Child's Play movie, please.
💯💯💯💯💯
My wife is right.
Philadelphia Inquirer story with the headline “His parents wanted him to follow Jesus. He chose polyamory instead.”
As an ex-evangelical I support this mode of rejection because it is valid but especially because it is also 💀. This is the kind of thing that makes white Evangelicals foam at the mouth because they’ve imprisoned themselves in a dogma of repression
