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EM trained PA-C. Husband to a lovely wife and father to the cutest damn twins ever. Out to rock the globe while it’s still here to rock. GLP-1 agonist stan #MedSky

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He’s getting a meniscus repair

11.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sooooo rubbing beef tallow on it hasn’t helped?

11.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A list of I Am Jack’s quotes from the film Fight Club

A list of I Am Jack’s quotes from the film Fight Club

I am Sen John Kennedy’s triggered gag reflex

11.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A little pre Equinox power?

11.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is Big Balls coming up with the names

10.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Something like that

10.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just 2 young scamps out on the town!

10.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Our cleaning paste comes in Mint and Huckleberry

10.03.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Morpheus over here rollin a 15

10.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I sort of but never truly knew all the horrific and devastating ways pregnancy and delivery can go wrong until I went to PA school

10.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Boooooo. May your admits be few and your discharges plentiful

10.03.2026 12:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lots to round on today?

10.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Normally when someone is this deluded, you'd ask them to name the president to see how far they're really gone

09.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 3287 πŸ” 607 πŸ’¬ 109 πŸ“Œ 17
Preview
a man without a shirt is standing in front of a group of people dancing in a room . ALT: a man without a shirt is standing in front of a group of people dancing in a room .

I hope they make Yoshi do the dance

10.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just like Jesus wanted

10.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Then you have to both bounce in front of the sink

10.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can someone collaterally kick his ass already

09.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dearest Abigail,

It is day 4 of the Panama City Siege. We are in dangerous short supply of Jagermeister. There are rumors of a Fireball cache at the Holiday Inn. We’ve had to resort to bottled water for the t shirt contests. The DJ is rationing their molly. The mood is grim

08.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

We’re all burning cadmium till it happens

08.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whatever this is serving is getting sent back to the kitchen

08.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But the black guy saluted with coffee in hand once

08.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are those T Mobile Sidekicks??

07.03.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œUnder qualified and over named” is probably the best description of Markwayne Mullin I’ve ever heard

06.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And wholly preventable. But we just couldn’t have a black lady in office

06.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Chris Osgood 's Goal vs Hartford Whalers (March 6, 1996)
Chris Osgood 's Goal vs Hartford Whalers (March 6, 1996) YouTube video by Sanjay

Happy 30th to Chris Osgood becoming the 3rd goalie ever to score in a game

youtu.be/ikXAdWFeQnE

06.03.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Subtle but important differences between the Pub Type and Club Type

06.03.2026 12:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
healingfromhealing β€’ 5h
White people be like my dog doesn't believe in Germ Theory so we are giving him turmeric for his rabies

healingfromhealing β€’ 5h White people be like my dog doesn't believe in Germ Theory so we are giving him turmeric for his rabies

06.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao I live in the dumbest country on earth

06.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Participation trophy ass administration

06.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I caught myself holding my breath the first time I watched it!

05.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0