Heβs getting a meniscus repair
Heβs getting a meniscus repair
Sooooo rubbing beef tallow on it hasnβt helped?
A list of I Am Jackβs quotes from the film Fight Club
I am Sen John Kennedyβs triggered gag reflex
A little pre Equinox power?
Is Big Balls coming up with the names
Something like that
Just 2 young scamps out on the town!
Our cleaning paste comes in Mint and Huckleberry
Morpheus over here rollin a 15
I sort of but never truly knew all the horrific and devastating ways pregnancy and delivery can go wrong until I went to PA school
Boooooo. May your admits be few and your discharges plentiful
Lots to round on today?
Normally when someone is this deluded, you'd ask them to name the president to see how far they're really gone
Just like Jesus wanted
Then you have to both bounce in front of the sink
Can someone collaterally kick his ass already
Dearest Abigail,
It is day 4 of the Panama City Siege. We are in dangerous short supply of Jagermeister. There are rumors of a Fireball cache at the Holiday Inn. Weβve had to resort to bottled water for the t shirt contests. The DJ is rationing their molly. The mood is grim
Weβre all burning cadmium till it happens
Whatever this is serving is getting sent back to the kitchen
But the black guy saluted with coffee in hand once
Are those T Mobile Sidekicks??
βUnder qualified and over namedβ is probably the best description of Markwayne Mullin Iβve ever heard
And wholly preventable. But we just couldnβt have a black lady in office
Happy 30th to Chris Osgood becoming the 3rd goalie ever to score in a game
youtu.be/ikXAdWFeQnE
Subtle but important differences between the Pub Type and Club Type
healingfromhealing β’ 5h White people be like my dog doesn't believe in Germ Theory so we are giving him turmeric for his rabies
Lmao I live in the dumbest country on earth
Participation trophy ass administration
I caught myself holding my breath the first time I watched it!