I was stopped entering a highway the other day for a seatbelt check and I was like, what? How is this a thing? Who doesn't use a seatbelt?
There's a whole other world out there that I don't know or understand.
Reading "EMF @ The Dance Cave" just made me actually time travel. I have a little painters hat on. I'm speaking with a put-on British accent.
This is true, of course, but if there's a mathematical chance, we need to go for it.
Holy shit. North Carolinians are road nihilists.
We have a faint hope of being bottom five and getting our 2026 pick. Let's just bite down and deal with him unintentionally leading the tank parade.
🎶Not beating the allegations 🎶
Leafs not winning again this season.
Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”
He was fine! Especially compared to those terrible late Roger Moore movies
Watching the James Bond movie where the Taliban are the good guys.
G.W. Bailey should have received an Oscar for his work as Lt. Harris in Police Academy. Top tier 1980s movie villain.
The Gay of Hormuz is fed up with this pointless fighting.
Important to note here that this exchange is between a Republican senator and someone from a libertarian think tank. Also he calls it Blooski like it’s a fun cartoon raccoon
We recently renovated a room in our house and one of the renovations was moving the door. I just know that one day I am going to come home drunk, instinctively enter through the old doorway, and actually end up smashing through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man.
There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws
None of these things are touchdowns.
I know I’m preaching to the choir here, but I can’t stop thinking about this & wondering how we got here.
If you still have friends & family supporting this administration, ask them to watch this while picturing each player as a small child & each explosion the obliteration of an elementary school.
There are probably a billion cameras on or around this building. Dumbest fuckers alive did this.
Leafs are going to fuck up their tank job and lose their 2026 draft pick to the Bruins. Bank on it.
We've all been thinking this.
The Onion headline "Timothee Chalamet Under Fire for Dismissive Comments About Traditional Japanese Puppet Theater Form 'Bunraku'" was liked by Bernie Sanders.
Bernie... thank you
She's really good. A nice surprise out of nowhere.
I hear you complaining about inflated American defense budgets but maybe, just maybe, some Gulf-stationed troops are about to eat the most incredible surf-and-turf MREs. I'm not going to take that away from them.
The Laughing Buddha is lovely and has a very nice patio.
A small but wonderful part of Shoresy experience is the constant references to actual Sudbury businesses.
northernontario.travel/sudbury/shor...
pronounced "kegels." It's incredibly confusing.
The potholes that have emerged on Toronto streets are probably the worst that I've seen in my lifetimes. It's absolutely wild. Like a perfect storm of weather to destroy the streets. I can't even fathom how much it's going to cost to fix it.
So great. The only problem is that reading this will make you want to resign from the human race
Doug Ford is such a piece of shit. He can’t even make a good faith argument (re the island airport) without being a complete asshole.
Elon Mosque.
