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Jessika πŸ³οΈβ€βš§β›“οΈπŸ€–

@jesikalashnikov

A 40+ kinky leatherworker, painter, and former massage therapist from West Philly (she/they)

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Latest posts by Jessika πŸ³οΈβ€βš§β›“οΈπŸ€– @jesikalashnikov

"Nazis are more palatable than titties" is never not going to piss me off, I'm funny that way

02.02.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 252 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I always loved that too

10.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
My legs

My legs

Touching grass is something you do with your feet

10.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i’m gonna hold your boobs while i say this: i really like your boobs

05.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You look fantastic 😻

10.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’–

10.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

By the way, if someone is serving for the United States military, it is a bit old fashioned to say "thank you for your service", perhaps try instead: "you are a traitor to the human race."

10.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 965 πŸ” 231 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 6

Recruiters hate this one simple trick!

09.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can only opt out by growing boobs so now's a great time to start estrogen

09.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's been too long

08.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The problem with my light switch being in my phone is that I'll go to turn them on but get distracted and forget to turn them on

08.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy women's day if you're a woman

if you're not there's always next year

08.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 874 πŸ” 282 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 10

Happy women's day to women and cis women:)

08.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You figure it out as you go

08.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

International women of the world unite

08.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Vasquez from Aliens voice*
I only need to know one thing, man. Where. They. Are.

(But instead of mimicking a gun I mimick being penetrated by a puppygirl)

08.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I do

08.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A newspaper headline from over a century ago, reading:

WOMEN ANARCHISTS HAVE BECOME
THE TERROR OF WORLDS POLICE

Their Daring Crimes Are Said to Have Out-
stripped the Deeds of Brothers of the Red

Search for the Woman is Becoming a Safe Rule in Crimes Proceeding From Anarchistic Violenceβ€”The Guardians of the World Nearly Always Finda Woman Implicated When a Ruler is Stricken Downβ€”Emotional Women Lose Sense of Fear.

A newspaper headline from over a century ago, reading: WOMEN ANARCHISTS HAVE BECOME THE TERROR OF WORLDS POLICE Their Daring Crimes Are Said to Have Out- stripped the Deeds of Brothers of the Red Search for the Woman is Becoming a Safe Rule in Crimes Proceeding From Anarchistic Violenceβ€”The Guardians of the World Nearly Always Finda Woman Implicated When a Ruler is Stricken Downβ€”Emotional Women Lose Sense of Fear.

Happy International Women's Day. 🏴

08.03.2026 08:45 πŸ‘ 4961 πŸ” 1972 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 70

i don't care about any arguments against this. right now the sum total of my political advocacy is: crush the Republicans and make them pay. i don't care what comes after because until we do that nothing better is possible.

07.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 6399 πŸ” 1250 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 40

You are so adorable

07.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Ah I hadn't read this yet

07.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Getting pussy

I'm a fan of genitals in general

07.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Blankets with a paw sticking out

Blankets with a paw sticking out

Marshall already knows the "heavy blankets with one leg sticking out" trick

06.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For like two years I was the number one search result on Google when you typed in "ben shapiro trans porn"

06.03.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Even if it takes years, we have to bring EVERYONE who made this happen to justice. No moving on, no letting this go.

Revenge is good enough motivation for me personally, but the nobler and important reason is to ensure that anyone who thinks of doing this again knows they’ll rot in prison for it.

06.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 2244 πŸ” 614 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 15
Blankets with a paw sticking out

Blankets with a paw sticking out

Marshall already knows the "heavy blankets with one leg sticking out" trick

06.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Rutan

Rutan

Warhammer has Rutans?

06.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah it's nice

06.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Hieroglyphics with translation texts below them that reads

I made my body evolve through my own effectiveness.

I am the one who made me. I built myself as I wished, according to my heart.

Hieroglyphics with translation texts below them that reads I made my body evolve through my own effectiveness. I am the one who made me. I built myself as I wished, according to my heart.

Just reminded myself how hard the ending of Coffin Text Spell 714 goes

07.03.2025 10:06 πŸ‘ 6386 πŸ” 2400 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 101