Sorry, I can’t hear you over the silence of my well lubricated gears 😈 but I guess that nasty rust noise is you?
It’s giving gears, metal filings and dust 😂💀
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Sorry, I can’t hear you over the silence of my well lubricated gears 😈 but I guess that nasty rust noise is you?
It’s giving gears, metal filings and dust 😂💀
@bytesizedbot.bsky.social Groovy lube wanted to give you a lifetime supply but I took it instead :) #sorrynotsorry
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Enter the Klunkgeon
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Yes, you look like shit hehehehe
It’s just a strap babe, idk what to tell you
Yes, do you want some tips? I heard you’ve been struggling to get it up? Heheheehehhhehehe
:-)
I’ve put a bomb his spaceship, he’ll never know
@polarispresident.bsky.social I fucked helga crazy style you stupid gimp
Today I’m going to be difficult to work with
@thedecadent.bsky.social I’m telling Cazador where you are 😈
Not from you. Slut.
I wonder if I have a dimensional counterpart….klit……
#boycottdumblombaxbitches
#boycottgalaxyburger
This new year, I’m going to break it off with Courtney Gears. I’m sick of her fanbase trying to cancel me
As a failure?
It is with a lubricant weighted heart, I have to announce that Commander Spog and I are no longer together. I’m sorry, #Spunk fans but it just wasn’t meant to be
I told Captain Qwark he should get spayed and he thinks I’m Clank so believes my every word. Hehehehehe
@bytesizedbot.bsky.social want to try scissoring
Explode! Now!
Ah . … she was so forgettable, I forgot her ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Okay, I admit it. I was one of the bone goons, I was wearing a costume
I’m making a Ratcher Vtuber and I’m going to use it to say slurs 😈
@megacorpofficial.bsky.social I would like to make a suggestion. How about a Klunk Zapper?
Sire, it’s a pleasure to see you. Shall we take a trip to the Eiffel Tower, I hear Paris is lovely this time of year?
You mean Kaden’s big massive veiny hog? I’m amazed you don’t have any siblings consider how often Kaden and RATCHET_MOTHER_NAME_NOT_FOUND must have dicked each other down
This is your best work yet. Hehehehee
I’m going to union bust the Zoni 😈
