yay!
10.03.2026 22:26
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yay!
boulliashit
I had a longer reply that I deleted cause it was a little verbose (oversharing)
Same 🫶
Why do you think that is?
When you take a year to make an appointment because every time you call, the "next available time" is next month 😵💫
Opinion Your salted caramel mocha latte is destroying society Edmund Burke would have had thoughts about the consumption of that vanilla sweet cream nitro cold brew. Today at 6:00 a.m. EDT
Your smashed avocado on toast is the reason we have war
Amazing
Ugh. I'm not ready for summer. 🔥🥵
White chocolate haters are reeling. Reeling!
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character.
Wrong answers only.
I see he took a shot at opera and ballet, and ate Sarah Paulson's cookie
Whoa, when did Timothee Chalamet fall out of favour?
Did he cross Blake Liveley? Such Hatha-hate.
Oh no, eye contact! 🙈
I have carpe tunnel syndrome.
No one wants to seize the day anymore.
"Thanks for again proving why cousins shouldn't marry."
White people hate when you say "sorry your parents are siblings"
All of us today.
Perhaps T-Rex’s were grumpy because they were not hugged by their moms
that's... pretty cool, actually. Well, cool on the outside, hot on the inside 😉
Digital clock display reads 3am
Who up circadian rhythmang?
You laugh by my spec script for “The Brave Little Ficus” is gonna sell 💪
Sweet and crude value soaring? Not to brag but I am also sweet and crude. 🙋♂️
Rubbing two breadsticks together to try and light the pizza oven
Gotta give props to Rubio. Ten years ago, i never woulda guessed he had the capacity to be this conniving and evil
The Incredible Journey: but its plants.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. - George Carlin
