guy who just finished season 1 of frieren

"midnight's just nostalgia for tbc players" wrong, legion enjoyers are also eating. for those of us that played both? ohohohoho, sickos dot png

my burnout is reaching a breaking point lol

playing video games and napping on and off during a rainy day with the window open would fix me

feels like a minute since i have pointed out that donald trump has pardoned more child sex offenders than every other president of the united states combined

getting up to make coffee but making sure everyone knows it's going to be made into iced coffee by being painfully redundant, as a bit

stark's dad for no reason: "look at your failure of a 5 year old brother, the greatest shame of our family and our village"

Should be hanging from a gas station

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

i don't want to labor i want to play videoed game

note that she's already going by "Ms." instead of "Mrs."

Their marriage will not survive this trip

Settle the Wreckage: my plan is to inherent my uncles stolen land and convert his failed trailer park into a sort of israel for Gooning victims

Psst!

*Leans in*

As soon as you say bad people shouldn't get legal representation, the government will say everyone who needs legal representation is a bad person.

(They're already doing it, in fact, and some of you are falling for it.)

they done put a fish in the body of a void elf

"i like games that end in 10+ turns" but also "i based my current deck off cedh edgar markov lists" ok buddy

i wish flamefang pitch on survival hunter was worth taking, it's cool conceptually and the addon talents are neat but it'd be so much better if the dot stuck to the enemies and not the ground

gale be like "dice roll in my favor" then immediately crit misses while getting crit hit and going down for the fourth fucking time before getting to the grove

all i'm feeling today is numbness. i how the fuck am i supposed to live here if me being here is so goddamn miserable. we signed our lease. things were getting better. i feel like i was manipulated to stay in a situation that sucks for both of us. i can't do another year of this.

"i can't relax if you're in the apartment" congrats! after two years of your bullshit the feeling is mutual

hour and a half long conversation about how much better it is for him if he's alone and lives by himself, fuck this lol

IBS warriors rise up

In the concentration camp universe, this is what's known as a filtration camp. A government preemptively takes a whole class of people to interrogate and detain extrajudicially in order to inflict duress on them while arbitrarily assessing their (supposed) culpability.

U.K. Police Arrest Former Prince Andrew Over Epstein Ties, BBC Reports The British police on Thursday arrested Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor on suspicion of criminal activity linked to the Epstein files.

U.S. Military Moves Into Place for Possible Strikes in Iran President Trump has given no indication that he has made a decision about how to proceed, as diplomatic talks continue.

Literal royalty facing accountability before the law while our king decides if he wants a new war — happy semiquincentennial!

do you think kid rock and rfk jr. explored each other's bodies, and did the jeans stay on the entire time or just for the recorded segment

a void elf character from World of Warcraft with the name "Wight boy swag," posing in the login screen

if you are a male undead champion and have a high level of charisma would you say you have

"hey we really fucked this account up badly, do you have a moment to fix someone else's mistakes? thanks!" listen big dog i appreciate you coming to me but i'm already inundated with other bullshit requests and am severely overstimulated today, you're gonna have to unfuck this yourself

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

perhaps a hot take but PatD and FOB were emo bands specifically designed for theater kids from upper middle class upbringings and a weird obsession with YA lit that extended well into adulthood. this is strictly based on my experiences with people who enjoyed both, with few exceptions