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Eowyn (they/them)

@slayereowyn

Neurodivergent, queer, nerd, immigrant, too old for this shit Minors pls DNI, I have nothing of interest for you

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That one painful moment where a crochet project you were doing on the fly didn’t look as good as you thought and now you have to frog almost a week’s worth of work 😔

09.03.2026 22:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Participe | Casa Quente

Achei que isto poderia interessar-lhe: acabei de enviar uma carta a exigir que o nosso Plano Nacional de Renovação de Edifícios coloque realmente as pessoas em primeiro lugar. 🏘️
casadigna.pt/participe/?u...

06.03.2026 18:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

03.03.2026 12:10 👍 9520 🔁 4134 💬 77 📌 165

Ser brasileira gostoso demais.

VIVA O SUS PRA CRLH MIL VEZES

(tomem suas vacinas)

04.03.2026 02:39 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is running down a sidewalk with the words let me in written on it . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is running down a sidewalk and grabs a black fence desperately with the words “let me in” written below

Why did @archiveofourown.org decided to punish us all like that? I am sufferinggggg

03.03.2026 02:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Voto sempre na opção 1 (foi o q fiz da ultima vez q me mudei)

02.03.2026 18:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rindo gargalhadas com o conceito de usian ser um insulto
Deve ser o novo “karen é o mesmo q the n-word” deles

02.03.2026 11:09 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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"É possível contar um monte de mentiras falando apenas a verdade"

22.02.2026 12:52 👍 727 🔁 229 💬 15 📌 43

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Anyway, heated rivalry is great
Fanfics are great
I’m glad people are enjoying it
Don’t judge what you don’t understand, you might end up liking it more than you expected

22.02.2026 02:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And I could sit here and tell you exactly why even the badly written silly stories deserve their space but it’s 2:30 am and I need sleep so just know that if you like heated rivalry and used to make fun of fanfics, welp
You’re one of us now
Sorry not sorry
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22.02.2026 02:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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In fact, my experience with fanfics is that most of them are so well written they could easily be best sellers
Heated rivalry was, after all, a stucky fic first. Ask anyone used to reading fanfics, we can all clock the best used tropes the second we see them lol
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22.02.2026 02:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I really love how heated rivalry has people talking about the story the same way I see fandoms describing their favorite fanfics
Bc usually the majority of the public thinks of fanfics like badly written silly stories, and yes some of it is, but not all of it
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22.02.2026 02:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Isso sim que é pensamento intrusivo

21.02.2026 17:18 👍 1296 🔁 298 💬 24 📌 79

One of my favorite tiktok seasons just started: ramadan and the flood of videos of sleepy and confused cats watching their owners wake up extra early to eat
It’s so adorable 🥰

19.02.2026 02:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Hey #BookSky look at this AMAZING video narrated by @itsdanicarr.bsky.social !

16.02.2026 15:45 👍 142 🔁 57 💬 11 📌 8
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Countdown to Book Launch! - Side Quested Webcomic It’s almost publication day! This has been a wild ride. We’ve been working towards bringing SIDE QUESTED to print since 2023, and we’re almost there! On 17 March 2026, Side…

If I felt any more pride of my brilliant and amazing friend @alepresser.com I think I would explode ❤️
Go get your copy now!!!

sidequested.com/countdown-to...

16.02.2026 17:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One of these days I’ll come home after a day of socializing and not have to spend hours making weird noises to exorcise the feeling that I was actually extremely annoying and weird and everybody thought I was embarrassing
Why the weird noises, you ask? No fucking clue, probably the tism

16.02.2026 00:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ouvi o samba enredo do lula hoje e o tanto q eu ri da irreverência
O desfile tá prometendo!

15.02.2026 16:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really

15.02.2026 05:38 👍 1938 🔁 449 💬 44 📌 11

Eu to meio q brincando mas ao mesmo tempo meio q não to hahahahaha
E bem lembrado! Eu vou dar uma olhada na tese dele
Eu penso muito sobre a história e o impacto sociocultural do carnaval no rio

15.02.2026 03:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Por outro lado, todo ano no carnaval a minha hiperfixação pelo tema fala tão alto que se pá eu consigo escrever uma tese sobre o tema tranquilo

15.02.2026 02:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A vida anda tão porra louca q eu to até considerando voltar pra faculdade
Se existe grito de socorro maior do que esse, eu desconheço

15.02.2026 02:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The image is a meme with three panels, using a scene from a movie to humorously convey a conversation about prosecuting people associated with the Epstein files.
1. Top Panel: Shows two characters, with the left one facing the camera and the right one seen from behind. The text reads: "prosecute everyone in the Epstein files."
2. Middle Panel: Features a close-up of the right character facing the camera. The text states: "if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, the whole system will collapse."
3. Bottom Panel: The left character is in focus, looking at the right character, with the text: "I already said prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, you don't need to sell it to me."

The image is a meme with three panels, using a scene from a movie to humorously convey a conversation about prosecuting people associated with the Epstein files. 1. Top Panel: Shows two characters, with the left one facing the camera and the right one seen from behind. The text reads: "prosecute everyone in the Epstein files." 2. Middle Panel: Features a close-up of the right character facing the camera. The text states: "if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, the whole system will collapse." 3. Bottom Panel: The left character is in focus, looking at the right character, with the text: "I already said prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, you don't need to sell it to me."

14.02.2026 17:21 👍 13231 🔁 4030 💬 40 📌 41

Tendo que perder bloquinho de carnaval pq estou morrendo de colica
Eu não aguento mais ter útero

14.02.2026 16:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

iconic shot of Lucas Pinheiro Braathen on the podium

14.02.2026 16:15 👍 4133 🔁 1086 💬 30 📌 163

Neil Gaiman continua sendo um fdp q deveria pagar pelos danos causados às mulheres que ele abusou
Infelizmente nada de novo sob o sol

10.02.2026 18:23 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Ontem eu tive q sair de casa ma chuva pra ajudar a garantir q um fascista não ganhasse as eleições pra presidente em Portugal. Ele não ganhou, mas chegou no segundo turno, então pra ele foi uma vitória mesmo assim.
Eu to cansada demais desse período histórico viu

09.02.2026 13:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Caralho q susto
Acordada durante a madrugada com as luzes dos bombeiros pra descobrir q teve um princípio de incêndio no predio do outro lado da rua
Pelo menos parece estar tudo sob controle

01.02.2026 03:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Finding out that I simply cannot tell how old people are and I’m terrified

Also, apparently people can’t tell how old *I* am? I literally have pepper and salt hair, how is anyone not aware that I’m way past my twenties??

27.01.2026 20:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

você não tem a CNH da categoria necessária pra dirigir a palavra a mim

16.01.2026 22:50 👍 660 🔁 184 💬 7 📌 6