I saw this image and immediately heard with perfect clarity her delivery of, "Who the FUCK is Louise?" Divine casting.

Large :)

But also, have you ever made those homemade protein bars that float around the internet? Oats, peanut butter, protein powder, and sweetener (honey, molasses, maple syrup). Roll it all together and add any other toppings you like. I think rice crispies make them way better.

Are you deliberately making them gluten-free? Off the top of my head, wheat gluten would probably be more pleasant and also ramp up the protein. They'd become chewy, though.

Mochiko would also probably be really tasty here, but would make them gummier.

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

But I'm scared of snakes 🥺

In my head, i am still a nubile young hire, so I constantly get whiplash when people from all different departments come to me like I'm some wizened archivist of company history, but in fact, I am him.

Ugh, been there. The cramps next day were horrible. And don't get me started on the laundry!

If you wanted body dysmorphia, I could've just photoshopped you. No AI required. ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯

I am so deeply vegan-pilled that I sat here thinking, "How did he get it to bind without xanthan gum or something? Did he mean to say glutinous rice flour? 🤨"

and then I realized you just used eggs

I tried, but I gave up when I couldn't fit it in the frame ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯

This Mr. Beast/Salesforce commercial with the Slack message notification noises that the Olympics keeps feeding me is truly one of the most cursed things to ever air on television.

As a child, I remember joking about Women's sports being inferior to Men's. "Women's can't dunk, but they have good fundamentals."

As a homosexual adult, I realize now that Women's sports are the only sports worth watching.

I definitely think Impossible is better, so I can understand why Beyond was on sale 😂

Thank you for this representation.

Happy birthday :)

By birth. I grew up in Pennsylvania. ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯

As someone born in Teaneck, yes, correct, it doesn't count for them. Massive side eye if I suggest otherwise.

That gym is really concerned about their electric bill, I guess.

A common gay superpower is being able to identify any gym in the world by its mirror selfies.

Happy that your vet's sin-eater prescription is effective.

Ohhh nooo~ You're going to show everyone how big my dick is and how fat my ass is? Whatever will i doooooo? 😒

But also sorry you had to deal with that, bb.

It's an adaptation of the gacha game, so a little yes, a little no. Most of the party characters don't matter, but the narrative is much more unified. It has one very clear story that takes place over 8 chapters, vs. 8 mostly disconnected narratives that only join at the very end.

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And yet I make it look so easy

Well said

Back in Trump's first term I was saying that if you truly believed he was a fascist (correct), you would not be able to solve this problem electorally.

Well guess what, Mimi.

The absolute accuracy of this.