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Daniel Simeone

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West Broadway, Winnipeg. For bikes, transit, and livable urban planning. Wrangles data for a living. Wrangles my children when I’m not.

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Those distances seem suspect. While it is possible to be 4 and 7km from the first two, there is no way you are simultaneously 31 from Grant Park.

11.03.2026 23:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Licence plates.

11.03.2026 15:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Australia is next.

11.03.2026 15:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No, no, that’s the joke!

I suspect many of the mis-quotes are posthumous.

11.03.2026 00:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There are many sayings famously misattributed to Twain. (If you already did know that, I’ll apologize for explaining the joke….)

10.03.2026 23:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m pretty sure you are quoting Mark Twain there.

10.03.2026 22:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Someone named Brad Ford should run.

10.03.2026 21:33 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

💯

I’d rather us be a republic, but there are 50 things more important to deal with.

10.03.2026 18:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nordiques, gah.

10.03.2026 17:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Call me when the Hartford Whalers are in first place, tied with the Nordique.

10.03.2026 17:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cause at this point, PP might say anything if it is micro-targeted to some weird conspiracy demographic.

09.03.2026 19:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Typo or actually about Iraq?

09.03.2026 19:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Fasciné par cette simple, mais rare image d'une fontaine d'eau au pied de la Place Jacques-Cartier

Les détails des immeubles autour nous placent quelque part entre 1857, après la construction du Palais de Justice, mais avant 1872-4, avant la construction de l'Hôtel-de-Ville, absente sur la photo.

09.03.2026 13:12 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

😂

09.03.2026 01:14 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Security measure: no one owns a printer anymore.

07.03.2026 00:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The glowing Eye of Sauron.

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...

06.03.2026 17:13 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You mean, the stars are the limit?

06.03.2026 12:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The day I dreamt of as a father has come to pass: we’ve started watching Star Trek with the kids.

DS9, obviously.

06.03.2026 00:19 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 1

Loved that movie. Have you heard that they are making a SQL?

05.03.2026 17:17 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

List of people I’d vote for:
-Elmo
-a discarded pop can
-anyone with a pulse who believes that cyclists and pedestrians are not ninth class citizens

05.03.2026 15:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Public Works - 2026 03 04
Public Works - 2026 03 04 YouTube video by City of Winnipeg

Here we are at Public Works today. Very proud of that kid.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=R5cr...

05.03.2026 03:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Probably both.

05.03.2026 01:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe go with gouache to really confuse people.

05.03.2026 00:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“clinical deficit of joy” And bikes bring joy.

She’s amazing.

04.03.2026 20:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cat is

Cat is

You just don’t have the right kind of bus.

04.03.2026 14:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And maybe just a little bit discontinued car model.

03.03.2026 22:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Even the now-closed outlet store for the local cheese-maker (Bothwell) didn’t sell them unrefrigerated.

Squeaky tears.

03.03.2026 20:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Something like it looks pretty old and Dutch, according to these lecture notes.

www.economics.utoronto.ca/munro5/RSA20...

03.03.2026 19:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can try to find the gravestone and send you a picture. DM me.

03.03.2026 15:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That is a terrible thing to do to a person.

03.03.2026 01:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0