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Matt Olson

@metalson

Freelance marine biologist, stoner doom metal zealot. Weird as fuck on LA stages, annoying as fuck on the internet. Parody account, not the real @metalson

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but what if the button was big and also red?

10.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

kubric stare motherfucker

09.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THE CANDIDATE

09.03.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It wasn’t the candidate’s job to WHAT?

09.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t think it’s cool that animals are bored, actually.

09.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

let’s talk instead about the mean voter. how are going to be meaner to our enemies to attract the mean voter?

09.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

he predicted all of this. he was right about everything.

08.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i just hope the water level in his toilet bowl is extra-low

08.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is one of the most dunning-kruger posts i’ve ever seen, impressively so, even!

07.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in this case, dems wanted the β€œperfect” win on their own terms, where they get to be in full support of genocide against the ethnic group they don’t like, and win anyway. that was the enemy of the β€œgood”, the compromise path where they take a moderate position on genocide to not alienate their base

07.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s actually the exact kinda tangent trump would go into while giving a eulogy

07.03.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
ivankov with a giant head

ivankov with a giant head

deeply ironic that he’s the only person alive with the body proportions to play the trans-superhero Ivankov in the One Pice live action

07.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this one is definitely edited to make his head smaller so that the post is more believable

07.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you think Hillary Clinton was right in telling the media to promote Donald Trump in in the GOP primary because she thought it would work to her advantage to run against him in the general election as opposed to a more moderate candidate.

06.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you think Harris was correct in deciding that supporting Israel’s genocide was more important than beating trump in the election.

06.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you think they were right to support increased funding for ICE

06.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

send em in and spare us from the next generation of veteran politicians

06.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

partisan politics doesn’t effect foreign policy.

06.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

uh, I don’t think you made it to act II

06.03.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

spanish for β€œkwayne of the sea”

06.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

for an echo chamber, I sure am mean to other people for their bad opinions on here a lot.

05.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/read...

03.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you just admitted that immigration laws only exist because of racism, doesn’t that make them bad? Do you believe the laws that made slavery legal were fundamental to a functioning society simply because they were laws?

03.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

lmao oh my god

03.03.2026 05:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the nazis have two nazi-friendly parties to chose from, they’re gonna vote

03.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

but you’re arguing that immigration control is good?

02.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

but why do you think the criminalizing of nonwhite immigration has been an instrumental aspect of the bettering of society.

02.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

my ancestors came to america in a time when there was no immigration control (for europeans at least). It’s not a utopian fantasy, it’s just how we used to do it.

02.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

^immigration control doesn’t address any of those things, its only ethnic cleansing. the problems you list are not problems caused by the presence of certain ethnicities.

02.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yes they can. do you think america narrowly averted collapse because they started enforcing immigration control in the 1880’s? Humans migration has existed for all of human history. β€œSocieties and systems” are not recent advances that only came about thanks to the invention of border patrol.

02.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0