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All the best Blues have a wonderful Christmas each and everyone of you. Sending my love to anyone struggling at this time of year 💙🙏🏻💙

Everton Stadium Handover Takes Place Executive Chairman Marc Watts and Interim CEO Colin Chong involved in ceremonial event.

🔑 In a landmark moment in our Club's history, we have formally taken control of our brand new home! ⬇️
www.evertonfc.com/news/2024/de...

Yes, Everton got absolutely wiped. Yes, current politics are not aligned with my preference. Yes, my dad hardly recognizes me and is on hospice.

But I just made the best turkey gravy of my life and so all is ok. I accept the healing power of the almighty bird. 🦃

The details ✍️

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I'm happy to see that Farrell will stay with the club and start moving into a coaching role.

We were more dangerous in the first half. /sad

Underwhelmed

We're better when we had only 42% possession

How many goals does Keane have? Just thinking out loud ...

Beto would be awesome

Do you want a jinx? Because that's how you get a jinx.

Bingo bango

Got to be

That's got to be red right? #EFC

The usual suspects are out there yelling "There are 23 million government workers! Fire most of them!" No awareness that most work for local governments, and most of *them* are schoolteachers. Federal employment hasn't grown since the 1950s

#UTFT

Somehow I always do four passes of deodorant on the left pit, but then when I switch to the right I get an overwhelming desire to do 6 or 8. I have to mentally steel myself from going beyond 4. Everything else in my borderline OCD world is even...except the pits.

I am really digging SDC. I forgot how much fun frontend can be.

I'm still terrible at naming crap, but at least is nice and tidy.

Congratulations!

Screw it, I'm playing Stardew again. I need to have the farm _just right_

Is it better to be sad or angry?

With sad there's no blame. But is that being mature, or naive? With sad there's acceptance, but no resistance.

At what point does fighting become futile, and at what point does acquiesce become complicity?

Some basic math about cutting government Putting the wild Muskawamy numbers in perspective

Muskawamy are claiming they will cut $2 trillion in government spending, and 75% of federal employees. Are such numbers feasible?
No, unless they absolutely gut state capacity and the safety net. 🧵
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/some-basic...

POLIO IS CONQUERED newspaper headline

Sigh.

What am I supposed to do during international break? I found myself doing the grocery shopping at 8 am today.

Now the leaves are eying me expectantly.

Maybe more #stardew until Everton gets back. #UTFT

Remember the correct response to “If you block me I win” is “okay, Congratulations” and then hitting the block button.

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer

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Banning malicious IPs is a little bit like voting; it feels good when you do it, but in the end does it really matter?

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.