Jennie Egerdie

Harvesting Olives in the West Bank, In Photos The 7,000-year-old tradition is a lifeline for Palestinians. Now, it’s under siege.

Sometimes the cut is west-village-girl lifestyle porn and horrifying plastic surgery missives. And sometimes it's this. A great read. www.thecut.com/article/harv...

Zach, you are the hot dogs of people (inspiring, great listener, comes with nice buns)

If I were you, I would read @jennieegerdie.bsky.social confessing to a hot dog bc it is A) funny 2) honest and 3) written by Jennie

BEST PARTY, WORST HOUSE: Tell Your Secrets To A Hot Dog On Hypernormalization, Vulnerability, and Hot Dogs

This week, I tell all my secrets to a hot dog (on Hypernormalization, vulnerability, and hot dogs)

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BEST PARTY, WORST HOUSE: Tell Your Secrets To A Hot Dog On Hypernormalization, Vulnerability, and Hot Dogs

This week, I tell all my secrets to a hot dog (on Hypernormalization, vulnerability, and hot dogs)

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Ive pré-written 10 weeks worth of essays filled with gossip for Monday mornings. Because imo brutal honesty and deep delight go hand in hand. jennieegerdie.substack.com

Introducing: BEST PARTY, WORST HOUSE A weekly humor/philosophy newsletter about doing your best, even when you're the worst.

BEST PARTY, WORST HOUSE is a weekly humor/philosophy newsletter. Featuring funny, true stories of questionable choices, obsessions, and occasionally outright terrible decisions.

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SNL can do another same-old Trump open, but can't figure out how to use CONNOR STORRIE in a Rozanov/Olympic men's hockey room satire? Instead they use his monologue to make toxic men palatable, then have him play pretty much endless variations of bros? Ya'll should be mortified.

Jack and Quinn Hughes and SNL can get fucked. IDGAF who got the louder applause, SNL using Connor Storrie, Hilary Knight, and Megan Keller to "make nice" with gentle jokes is not only cowardly, but boring and toothless comedy. What a waste.

A comic of Archie Andrew’s and another man, shirtless, dazed, and sweaty. The man says “Archie! You sure surprised me! You’re good, really good!”

OG heated rivalry

Y’all know I’m Canada down

Constant sexual aggression drives female tortoises to walk off cliffs

Well done, sister suffragette

Uncles text the saddest AI slop about generational trauma and be like, “lol so us, see you at Christmas”

Goodbye to a great actress 😎

Earthquake in Ontario last night ‘cause ya’ll so horny for Canadians the earth had to shiver with pleasure

Rozanov: …you like when I am deep?

Hollander:yes

Rozanov: so deep, like greedy fat boy in chocolate factory

Hollander:*moans*

rozanov: the Willy wonkas

Hollander:*panting* Augustus gloop

Rozanov: Da. I am little fat boy sucked up in tight chocolate tube

Me: [𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘰𝘱𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘯] this is so hot

Canonical big ol’ nose-shaped hog

Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room

Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.

#abolishIce

#abolishice in Union Square yesterday

Timeline: How the Shooting of Alex Jeffrey Pretti Unfolded A moment-by-moment analysis of video from the scene shows that Mr. Pretti was already restrained when fatal shots were fired, which appears to contradict the federal government’s account of the event.

He was clearly restrained and in no way dangerous. This was a murder. Accountability fucking matters.

Timeline: How the Shooting of Alex Jeffrey Pretti Unfolded www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

TW: depiction of ICE committing a murder from verified footage c/o @nytimes.com

“Remain calm. Please do not destroy our city.” ICE is destroying Minneapolis and killing people in the streets. They are defending themselves. What are you asking your people for? What are you waiting for?

The unc who went viral a few weeks ago protesting in MN is back: "5 shots they put into that man's body. How do you look me in the eye and tell me you can justify this? I'm a veteran. I swore an oath back in 1969 to protect this country against all enemies foreign and domestic. This is unbelievable"

He goes on to describe how the local people showing up have been putting out fires caused by ICE shooting canisters into cars, how they’re trying to help people who’ve been gassed. Community showing up and caring for each other. That is Minneapolis.

CNN cuts to reporter Sara Sidner, who is in distress: "I'm trying to breathe"

“When you see what looks like to almost everybody as a video of an execution? I don’t know if you really have another choice but to show up for your community… I don’t want to be here because it’s -10 degrees, but I don’t know another way to show how much I’m hurting.” #minneapolis

-21 Celsius

Community care 💪😚