shmike 🐕

wtf!!!! not true bro

i might be in love with the girl at my taco bell drive thru

this image made my peepee go WHOOOP

hell yeah bruddah

would u still wanna hang out if I changed my license plate to say DADDY07

happy birthday month

Duuude your life is a movie!!!!!

i wish I was your socks

horse: these pants fit me perfectly

sales clerk: very good sir

horse: *quietly* I’ll need two pairs

sales clerk: *discretely* of course

thanks I lost a follower from this post but I like to think I gained the trust of the people

im gonna elon bust all over this collectible Bill Ripken trading card if you know what i mean

mrow

i wish i were a cat 🥹 so i could lick 👅 ma balls 👇👇 repost if you agree!!!

my mfing MVP

birthday money came in who's tryna get fucked up at Barnes and Noble

im so sorry but I laughed SO hard at this hahaha

alright man

reskeeting this for my 100th post! Live, Laugh, Love!!!!!!!!!

I'll see what I can do

if I were Kyle I would have just posted the last column bc those scores are believable for 1 game instead of 3

honkman...is this the truth...

just ate chipotle. really bad poops rn. yuck. 😎😎😎

fuck I should have gotten that license plate first

alright man

this is huge

ok

@t6e.bsky.social im sorry for calling you parasocial in one of my skeets. that was mean of me.

I don't know how to respond to this

@akatheskye.bsky.social u are fart-sighted. hehe (like far sighted)

im rainy day whenever the moms see me approaching 😝😝😝

im dying alone