Simon Dale

Guessand isn't the Mateta replacement. I believe we'd have tried to sign him if Mateta stayed.

Esse is out on loan getting game time. We'll be replacing Mateta if he does indeed go. The jury isn't out on Riad. He's a very good player. We may dip into loan market for a CB then reassess in summer. Saying 3 out and 1 in is very misleading and actually untrue.

Also love the fact it'll fuck off Forest

#cpfc

Still the greatest video ever made. Sorry. I don't make the rules...

Guessand is more winger than striker though? He surely can't be a Mateta replacement

#cpfc

Apologies have just seen the BBC article!

Based on what

Our new Sporting Director's previous is not good, so I'm not convinced he knows what he's doing at all. He built the current Wolves relegation team.

Imagine having to write this article

I'm looking for a villa down that way for the summer but everywhere is so expensive!

Ornstein is very active on here so would have expected him to post it if so

Where has he said we're all in on both of them? (genuine question)

This is a really horrible way to think.

Because I know how much I'd hate it if I was penned in like that.

Look at all the seat recliners getting angry. I genuinely would never put my seat back for fear of making the people behind me uncomfortable. I once spent 9 hours on a flight with the seat in front of me reclined for almost all of it. It was absolute hell.

Stealing a Dominos. What a life you lead. One of the most substandard pizzas there is and you decided to steal someone else's dinner.

It's an odd one. Last season he looked fantastic, scoring 14. This season he's barely been used and when he has he's done nothing.

Can anyone else spot a cat's face?

Is it well ventilated?

Except if you cook it right it's a lovely meat. The majority of people who say they dislike Turkey have had horrible dry overcooked meat.

People don't cook turkey properly. If you cook it properly it's fantastic. Also you sound like a child.

Fuck off

There needs to be bigger punishment than this, but it’s a start

You what 😂

I have never had a roast in a pub better than what I can do at home, and it costs a fortune. Why does everyone go crazy for pub roasts?

I've never met you, nor interacted with you. But you have never failed to make me smile, often when I most needed it. It is obvious you are an incredibly funny, intelligent and excellent person. I'm so sorry to hear this news.

Squeezing players into positions they've not played before will be interesting. Not sure why Bichette has to play 3B when Baty is very capable there?