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I’m here to start fights and argue with people. NOT in an echo chamber.

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My parents rented this one for family movie night once when I was in middle school lol

I said I was scared before we hit play so my stepdad convinced me I could handle it by…. describing the elevator scene in detail!! (Weirdest part is that worked)

13.03.2026 23:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They absolutely do not teach this in law school. Law school is not for learning real skills, that’s what the paralegal at your first law job is for

13.03.2026 17:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

and he’s super in to weightlifting so he’s always talking abt the number of barbells he can lift (bbls)

12.03.2026 05:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@thisdaypod.com

09.03.2026 12:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s so weird how cis men are always telling me about whats going on in women’s restrooms. you would think if this was such a widespread problem I would have encountered it.

06.03.2026 00:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me in my underground bunker using the last dregs generator power to pull up the screenshot from my online banking account that says I have $5 million USD: this is how I win….

04.03.2026 03:33 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Ok glad I’m not losing my mind lol

23.02.2026 05:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who resurrected - I mean rebooted- my grandpa and taught him to use chatgpt….

22.02.2026 19:25 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@caseyepsteingross.bsky.social thank you for your piece in Paste about Mitski’s new album… it’s very important to me that someone else was thinking about Hop Along’s Texas Funeral when they read that album title…….

03.02.2026 22:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fwiw this would be my reaction if anyone else tried to get me to read a nonfiction book rn. However MY recommendations should be followed at all times

30.01.2026 19:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Unsuccessful so far because everyone is like “why are you trying to give me an extra reading” but I’m making progress

30.01.2026 16:27 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

I’ve been aggressively recommending your book to my 1L conlaw classmates lol

30.01.2026 16:25 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Also once I was in the driver’s ed car and another car passed and yelled out the window “learn to drive!!”

I was so baffled… I’m actively trying!!! There’s a giant sign on my vehicle explaining that!!

17.01.2026 21:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@rincewind.run I can relate to ur dad however, as someone who learned to drive in the Boston area.

Once my driving instructor spent 2 hours just making me take rotaries in Newton. Every time I thought we were done… oh there’s another rotary

17.01.2026 21:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Take the T” is correct as long as you don’t want to stay out past 11pm, in which case…. Godspeed….

17.01.2026 21:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Once I took a wrong turn near here and ended up on the wrong bridge over the Charles (crossing from Cambridge into Boston) and it somehow added an extra 40 min to my trip. I was trying to get to Brookline. It shouldn’t have been like that

17.01.2026 20:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dunnhumby

12.01.2026 04:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just froze in the middle of a convo bc I remembered a mistake I made on my criminal law final exam somebody please take me out back

18.12.2025 05:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Damn im ahead of schedule…. only 30 and have 80 dollars in my bank account!!!

17.12.2025 10:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The seed spitting is lowkey the craziest part of this entire movie.

“Men and women can’t be just friends” sorry why would I listen to a theory of the universe from a guy who doesn’t know how windows work

15.12.2025 14:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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if you give a mouse a cookie

10.12.2025 16:09 👍 4189 🔁 791 💬 8 📌 21

I have my first final exam of law school on Monday my test-taking anxiety has been sky high lately! I’m stuck in a loop where I keep getting anxious that I’ll be anxious on test day.

Any advice would be appreciated! (Only if it can implemented in like a day tho)

07.12.2025 05:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

also weird to me that they left all those bodies behind for Carol to find in ABQ.

They’re all gonna starve cause the can’t harvest crops…. but they can abandon a warehouse full of their primary energy source?

06.12.2025 20:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Picture of Chevy Chase and President Gerald Ford. Ford is sticking his leg out to and Chase is pretending to trip over it. Both men are laughing and making goofy faces.

The photo was presumably taken as a reference to Chase’s impression of Ford on SNL. Chase portrayed Ford as very clumsy. So Ford is pretending to get back at Chase for the unflattering depiction. 

It kind of made sense to portray Ford as awkward and klutzy given 1) the mess the White House was in after Nixon resigned, and 2) people didn’t really have a great impression of what Ford’s whole deal was when he became President. He’d only been VP for like a year when Nixon resigned because he was appointed after Spiro Agnew resigned in disgrace. 

Before becoming VP, Ford was in the House of Representatives. Obviously he wasn’t just some rando off the street, but he wasn’t exactly the most well-known guy in America when he became VP and then 12 months later he became president and was responsible for navigating the office through the aftermath of watergate and the Nixon years.

Point is: Ford was actually an athlete, he wasn’t known to physically be clumsy. However, Chase’s performance had an impact on how many people perceived the relative newcomer. The reputation stuck!

Picture of Chevy Chase and President Gerald Ford. Ford is sticking his leg out to and Chase is pretending to trip over it. Both men are laughing and making goofy faces. The photo was presumably taken as a reference to Chase’s impression of Ford on SNL. Chase portrayed Ford as very clumsy. So Ford is pretending to get back at Chase for the unflattering depiction. It kind of made sense to portray Ford as awkward and klutzy given 1) the mess the White House was in after Nixon resigned, and 2) people didn’t really have a great impression of what Ford’s whole deal was when he became President. He’d only been VP for like a year when Nixon resigned because he was appointed after Spiro Agnew resigned in disgrace. Before becoming VP, Ford was in the House of Representatives. Obviously he wasn’t just some rando off the street, but he wasn’t exactly the most well-known guy in America when he became VP and then 12 months later he became president and was responsible for navigating the office through the aftermath of watergate and the Nixon years. Point is: Ford was actually an athlete, he wasn’t known to physically be clumsy. However, Chase’s performance had an impact on how many people perceived the relative newcomer. The reputation stuck!

ur right it was Chevy as Ford… which is way more car names than id ever realized before today.

but also I saw this pic and got rlly scared if im being honest w u. It is too graphic ….

06.12.2025 10:00 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A tiny rubik's cube  between cat's paws

A tiny rubik's cube between cat's paws

Giant catzilla has been terrorizing the neighborhood (regular Rubik's cube for scale)

04.12.2025 13:13 👍 226 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 1

Make sure to add some kind of legal term to the end of the search so it gets picked up by the key word search when they’re collecting docs.

Fraudulent conspiracy to SEND PORNO THROUGH THE MAIL with backdated invoices and executed contract plus harassment and insider trading of PORNO

26.11.2025 22:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only pie I’ve ever really liked is cherry and even then, i can take it or leave it…..

26.11.2025 02:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Isn’t that what happened to jfk

21.11.2025 22:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is why I think we need to do top 10 lists at completely random times. Recency bias means end-of-year lists are often skewed to the same months.

I posit that the best way to resolve this is to do the top 10 lists at a different date every year.

21.11.2025 19:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

dril meme ‘someone who’s good at the economy help me’ but the budget is mostly devoted to buying 10 pairs of shoes/week

09.11.2025 18:32 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0