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Who's ready for the next quest?

#F12026DD #F1 #Formula1 #DnD

Who's ready for the next quest?

#F12026DD #F1 #Formula1 #DnD

Unofficial F1 Rule #31: Why your pet is actually the most powerful steward in F1 (and why they owe you treats) The Rule: If your pet leaves the room and your driver crashes, the pet is officially an “Incompetent Steward” and must be held accountable via the Treat-Bribe system. Whether you have a…

Things your pet does during a race:
✅Creates quantum stability field
✅Anchors reality
✅Prevents DNF demons
✅Falls asleep = meditation

Things your pet does NOT do:
❌Leave the room during crucial laps

#F1UnofficialRule #31: wp.me/p7BtMS-2JX

#F1 #F12026 #Formula1

F1 2026 D&D Campaign: The Neon Pagoda — Can the Grid Master the “Snail Turn” Skill Check? The party travels East. After the frantic awakening in Melbourne, the 2026 Campaign moves to the industrial heart of China. The Shanghai International Circuit is a colossal "System Stress-Test", a dungeon built on marshland where the ground literally shifts beneath your tires. In 2026, this is where the new Energy Taper mechanics will first bite, forcing drivers to choose between a "Long-Range Glide" or an "Electrical Smite."

The 2026 "System Stress-Test" begins in #Shanghai. 🇨🇳

With the new Energy Taper mechanics, drivers face a choice: The "Long-Range Glide" or the "Electrical Smite."

Use your Level 3 Smite too early on the 1.2km straight & face the dreaded Power Clipping⚡️📉

#F12026DD #ChineseGP #F1

Unofficial F1 Rule #31: Why your pet is actually the most powerful steward in F1 (and why they owe you treats) The Rule: If your pet leaves the room and your driver crashes, the pet is officially an “Incompetent Steward” and must be held accountable via the Treat-Bribe system. Whether you have a…

Things your pet does during a race:
✅Creates quantum stability field
✅Anchors reality
✅Prevents DNF demons
✅Falls asleep = meditation

Things your pet does NOT do:
❌Leave the room during crucial laps

#F1UnofficialRule #31: wp.me/p7BtMS-2JX

#F1 #F12026 #Formula1

Unofficial F1 Rule #31: Why your pet is actually the most powerful steward in F1 (and why they owe you treats) The Rule: If your pet leaves the room and your driver crashes, the pet is officially an "Incompetent Steward" and must be held accountable via the Treat-Bribe system. Whether you have a Golden Retriever, a grumpy tabby, or a parrot that mimics the sound of a wheel gun, every F1 fan knows: your pet isn't just a companion … they are a high-ranking race official.

Your driver: P2, charging hard

Your dog: "I'm gonna check out that noise in the kitchen" leaves room

Your driver: crashes

The dog is now a steward who failed their duties & must be bribed with the fancy treats.

#F1UnofficialRule #31: Pets are NOT excused!

#F1 #Formula1

Unofficial F1 Rule #31: Why your pet is actually the most powerful steward in F1 (and why they owe you treats) The Rule: If your pet leaves the room and your driver crashes, the pet is officially an "Incompetent Steward" and must be held accountable via the Treat-Bribe system. Whether you have a Golden Retriever, a grumpy tabby, or a parrot that mimics the sound of a wheel gun, every F1 fan knows: your pet isn't just a companion … they are a high-ranking race official.

Your driver: P2, charging hard

Your dog: "I'm gonna check out that noise in the kitchen" leaves room

Your driver: crashes

The dog is now a steward who failed their duties & must be bribed with the fancy treats.

#F1UnofficialRule #31: Pets are NOT excused!

#F1 #Formula1

Glad everything's better now, all well here

It will be interesting to see how F1 fares going forward, but for now ... Go Lewis ;-)
xx

@tarasdemerson.bsky.social here's the code you need: 21365058

Hope all is well? How is it March already? xx

F1 2026 DD Australian GP Session Report: The Albert Park Ambush Date: 8 March 2026 | Campaign Level: Round 1of 24 | Dungeon: The Shifting Meadow 🏁 The Quest Narrative The party descended upon the high-speed Albert Park circuit for the first session of the new r…

Can you win with a -5 modifier in Qualifying?🎲

Max #Verstappen rolled a Critical Fail on Saturday but went full Berserker on Sunday to slice through the midfield. Check out the #F1 #AustralianGP Sesion Report -> wp.me/p7BtMS-2JN

#F12026DD #DnD

F1 2026 DD Australian GP Session Report: The Albert Park Ambush Date: 8 March 2026 | Campaign Level: Round 1of 24 | Dungeon: The Shifting Meadow 🏁 The Quest Narrative The party descended upon the high-speed Albert Park circuit for the first session of the new r…

🏁 THE ALBERT PARK AMBUSH: Round 1 is in the books -> wp.me/p7BtMS-2JN

The 2026 campaign kicked off with pure chaos. The "Hometown Hero Curse" took out Piastri before the quest began & the Mercedes mages cast a 1-2 spell over Melbourne. 🪄✨

#F1 #F12026DD #AustralianGP

Glad you enjoyed it ;-)

F1 2026 DD Australian GP Session Report: The Albert Park Ambush Date: 8 March 2026 | Campaign Level: Round 1of 24 | Dungeon: The Shifting Meadow 🏁 The Quest Narrative The party descended upon the high-speed Albert Park circuit for the first session of the new regulation era. While Mercedes mages George Russell and Kimi Antonelli successfully defended the front row, Max Verstappen suffered a catastrophic ‘Critical Fail’ in qualifying, forcing a frantic recovery crawl from the back of the pack through the midfield gauntlet.

🏁 #F12026DD SESSION REPORT: The 2026 era began with a Natural 1 for #OscarPiastri and a recovery masterclass from #MaxVerstappen. 🐉

From "Mario Kart" boost battles to the "Vibration Mimic" haunting Aston Martin, here is the full D&D breakdown of the #AusGP.

#F1 #F12026 #DnD

F1 2026 DD Australian GP Session Report: The Albert Park Ambush Date: 8 March 2026 | Campaign Level: Round 1of 24 | Dungeon: The Shifting Meadow 🏁 The Quest Narrative The party descended upon the high-speed Albert Park circuit for the first session of the new regulation era. While Mercedes mages George Russell and Kimi Antonelli successfully defended the front row, Max Verstappen suffered a catastrophic ‘Critical Fail’ in qualifying, forcing a frantic recovery crawl from the back of the pack through the midfield gauntlet.

🏁 #F12026DD SESSION REPORT: The 2026 era began with a Natural 1 for #OscarPiastri and a recovery masterclass from #MaxVerstappen. 🐉

From "Mario Kart" boost battles to the "Vibration Mimic" haunting Aston Martin, here is the full D&D breakdown of the #AusGP.

#F1 #F12026 #DnD

Top 10 Funniest Tweet Awards: Australian Grand Prix 2026 … aaaaaannnnnnnddddd we’re back! Yes, another Formula 1 season begins, and so do the Funniest Tweet Awards. 2026 marks the 11th season, can you believe it? Time has whizzed by! But, bac…

Just in case you missed 'em yesterday, Check out the #F1 #AustralianGP #FunniestTweetAwards here: 👉 wp.me/p7BtMS-2Jf

Top 10 Funniest Tweet Awards: Australian Grand Prix 2026 ... aaaaaannnnnnnddddd we're back! Yes, another Formula 1 season begins, and so do the Funniest Tweet Awards. 2026 marks the 11th season, can you believe it? Time has whizzed by! But, back to the Australian Grand Prix ... in my 'umble opinion, that was none to shabby a race. Yes, there are kinks to work out ... *coughs* TV direction for a start (WHY did you cut away from one of Verstappen's overtakes at the critical moment?) ...

Drum roll ... the results of todays's #F1 #AustralianGP #FunniestTweetAwards are in ...

... enjoy ;-)

Top 10 Funniest Tweet Awards: Australian Grand Prix 2026 ... aaaaaannnnnnnddddd we're back! Yes, another Formula 1 season begins, and so do the Funniest Tweet Awards. 2026 marks the 11th season, can you believe it? Time has whizzed by! But, back to the Australian Grand Prix ... in my 'umble opinion, that was none to shabby a race. Yes, there are kinks to work out ... *coughs* TV direction for a start (WHY did you cut away from one of Verstappen's overtakes at the critical moment?) ...

Drum roll ... the results of todays's #F1 #AustralianGP #FunniestTweetAwards are in ...

... enjoy ;-)

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🚥Lights' out. This week's #F1 #AustralianGP #FunniestTweetAwards are go, Go, GO!

The rules👇
👉Tweet something funny during the race
👉Tag &/or @ me
👉Use #F1FTA

Let's do this!

#f1twt #f1chat #SkyF1 #BBCF1

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Music time, this is your 5-min call for today's #F1 #AustralianGP #FunniestTweetAwards

A recap of the rules👇
👉Tweet something funny during the race
👉Tag &/or @ me
👉Use #F1FTA

Time to get those funny muscles warmed up

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#F1FTA @girlinthepitlane.bsky.social

If I had a nickel for ever time a driver crashed out before the start of the Australian GP;

girl in the pitlane funniest tweet awards logo

.. and just like that, they're back!

Pitlane's open. This is your 40-min call for today's #F1 #AustralianGP #FunniestTweetAwards

Wanna take part? Here's how👇
👉Tweet something funny during the race
👉Tag &/or @ me
👉Use #F1FTA

Simple ;-)

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Right, alarm is set, ready for the #F1 #AustralianGP ... and yes ... the #FunniestTweetAwards will be back ... can't believe it's the 11th season of them ...

See you all at about 3 ... ish ...

Just in case you missed it yesterday ... the 1st #F1026DD quest scroll ... Albert Park: The Shifting Meadow Dungeon

#F1 #F12026

F1 2026 D&D Campaign: The Melbourne Awakening – roll for initiative at the quest’s first dungeon The party awakens in the Southern Hemisphere. After a long winter of chanting over blueprints and enchanting carbon fibre, the 2026 Campaign officially begins. This isn’t just a new season; i…

WELCOME TO THE SOUTHERN GAUNTLET 🇦🇺🎲

The #F12026 System Reboot has finished its long rest, & the grid is waking up in #Melbourne

Check out what awaits the drivers in the 1st dungeon: wp.me/p7BtMS-2J2

#F1 #Formula1 #AustralianGP

F1 2026 D&D Campaign: The Melbourne Awakening – roll for initiative at the quest’s first dungeon The party awakens in the Southern Hemisphere. After a long winter of chanting over blueprints and enchanting carbon fibre, the 2026 Campaign officially begins. This isn’t just a new season; i…

WELCOME TO THE SOUTHERN GAUNTLET 🇦🇺🎲

The #F12026 System Reboot has finished its long rest, & the grid is waking up in #Melbourne

Check out what awaits the drivers in the 1st dungeon: wp.me/p7BtMS-2J2

#F1 #Formula1 #AustralianGP

F1 2026 D&D Campaign: The Melbourne Awakening – roll for initiative at the quest’s first dungeon The party awakens in the Southern Hemisphere. After a long winter of chanting over blueprints and enchanting carbon fibre, the 2026 Campaign officially begins. This isn't just a new season; it’s a System Reboot. The air in Albert Park is crisp, but the atmosphere is tense; the new machinery is loud, unstable, and desperately hungry for mana (electrical energy).

⚔️ The party awakens in the Southern Hemisphere. ⚔️

The #F12026DD Campaign officially begins at the Albert Park Dungeon

New mounts, unstable mana, & an Echo Knight named #OscarPiastri waiting at the gates. 🏎️💨

Roll for initiative. The Melbourne Awakening is LIVE!!

#F1 #F12026 #DnD

F1 explained badly: Track limits explained like supermarket parking Track limits are the white lines in a supermarket car park: technically they define where you’re supposed to stay, but everyone crosses them when it’s convenient, and enforcement is com…

Well, if they want to see stuff explained badly ... wp.me/p7BtMS-2F3 ...

F1 2026 D&D Campaign: The Melbourne Awakening – roll for initiative at the quest’s first dungeon The party awakens in the Southern Hemisphere. After a long winter of chanting over blueprints and enchanting carbon fibre, the 2026 Campaign officially begins. This isn't just a new season; it’s a System Reboot. The air in Albert Park is crisp, but the atmosphere is tense; the new machinery is loud, unstable, and desperately hungry for mana (electrical energy).

⚔️ The party awakens in the Southern Hemisphere. ⚔️

The #F12026DD Campaign officially begins at the Albert Park Dungeon

New mounts, unstable mana, & an Echo Knight named #OscarPiastri waiting at the gates. 🏎️💨

Roll for initiative. The Melbourne Awakening is LIVE!!

#F1 #F12026 #DnD

F1 Unofficial Rules #1: Why saying “it’s just driving in circles” is a felony-level offence THE RULE: Anyone who says “isn’t it just driving in circles?” must immediately watch the 2021 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix on loop until they issue a formal apology. This is a felony-leve…

Things that are "just" something:

❌ Ballet = just jumping
❌ Chess = just moving pieces
❌ The Godfather = just a family business
❌ #F1 = just driving in circles

All of these are WRONG & display intellectual cowardice.

Read the #F1UnofficialRule here: wp.me/p7BtMS-2IS

#F12026