Altar Egoist

A beaded red and black friendship-bracelet which spells out "Antagonist"

My co-workers made each other friendship bracelets....then made me this.

This is the kind of family dinner in which someone's latent trauma based telekinetic powers activate.

Shazam but for ideas I only remember random bits of.

My therapist advised me to start training as therapist.

Therapy is a MLM.

How did I end up like this? Corporate job, mortgage, therapy....

I went to art school. I had dreams of being a poor bohemian with a drug problem.

When you tried to kill a baby but they survived every assassination attempt like you're Wilde E Coyote.

A blood moon on a Monday, during the witching hour, which is also the lunar hour?

Inverted moon talisman incoming.

Mega-Victreebel: the Auto-erotic asphyxiation Pokemon.

Telling my nieces I've twisted my ankle like:

Bluesky is my chosen 'screaming into the void' experience.

My Boyfriend, after serving up a great dinner: I've learnt that my love language is cooking.

Me: hmmm... what's mine?

BF, his tone shifting: Well it's not acts of service.

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You listen to Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out for a Hero" because you want a strong man to save you from the world.

I listen to it because I'm an antagonist in want of an archenemy.

We are not the same.

Inflicting hypertension in the general populace is a time honoured tradition of the Australian chip seller.

If you're going to live here, please respect our people's way of life.

You all did a great job, I saw a few personal bests being surpassed by the team. Really proud of you all!

RE: logging a complaint to the ACNC about Collective Shout and the MasterCard / Steam / Itch situation

You're going to the showdown?!
Nice. Have fun!

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There is no transparency around how their decisions are made, not how their evidence is collected and assessed. Their selective targeting of legal adult and queer content creators suggests ideological bias, not impartial concern for public welfare.

5
Public messaging from Collective Shout about LGBT content is inflammatory and misleading.

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Collective Shout's activities resembles political advocacy rather than public benefit charity work. Their campaigns have contributed to financial restrictions that will harm Australian consumers and businesses.

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By lobbying private companies to implement restrictive content policies, Collective Shout is bypassing Australia’s classification and censorship system. Their actions are leading to extrajudicial censorship on LGBT subjects, which is outside the remit of a charity.

2
These actions interfere with legal artistic expression, affect content unrelated to their stated mission, and risk becoming broad ideological enforcement rather than targeted advocacy.

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Collective Shout is registered to promote the welfare of women and girls by opposing sexualisation and objectification in media. However, their recent efforts to pressure MasterCard into restricting lawful adult content on Steam go beyond this remit.

To anyone interested in a template, here is the complaint I'm sending. Tried to hit every angle I could think of...

Protip: live in one open plan room and this literally never occurs

However it does make it harder to change topics in my head. Rumination is up, forgetfulness is down.

My dog, Seth, looks haunted by past mistakes whenever he is in bed.

The Grimorium Verum's spell to stop two friends arguing is to throw an apple at them during the argument. Pretty sure this is just how to turn an argument into a different argument about your fruit throwing.

A complex occult diagram featuring circuitry, sigils, a snake, alchemical symbols etc. drawn on a blackboard pantry door with chalk.

My pantry door is a blackboard. This "Magician's Circuit" will be washed away soon - it has served its purpose.

The rise of praise kinks has me concerned for the mental health of bottoms.