5 and im shitting my pants 3 minutes into the flight
10.03.2026 15:19
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Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.
10.03.2026 14:34
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Waffles with fruit and powdered sugar
I should be the new CEO of bluesky, here is my resume:
10.03.2026 13:31
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Semi-Charmed Life by eve6 works too
10.03.2026 02:58
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I should be the new CEO of bluesky, here is my resume:
Special skills: herding cats
10.03.2026 14:00
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I should be the new CEO of bluesky, here is my resume:
10.03.2026 13:55
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A color photo of a brown horse bending their head towards the ground right in front of a silver and black laptop computer it appears to be looking at good morning 🙏 🌄
logging on
05.08.2025 13:45
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Should be me and here’s mine
10.03.2026 13:40
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I should be the new CEO of bluesky, here is my resume:
10.03.2026 13:33
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Waffles with fruit and powdered sugar
I should be the new CEO of bluesky, here is my resume:
10.03.2026 13:31
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As long as you wear a headband
10.03.2026 13:30
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It's cool how as soon as you leave Twitter you don't really hear about Elon Musk very much. Like here on Bluesky you still have to hear about a lot of bad people and bad things don't get me wrong but it's cool to not hear that one awful man's every single moist thought
10.03.2026 02:35
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Oh nice by these metrics I can set up 2FA
10.03.2026 02:40
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sorry, that's how you get a mastodon account not a bluesky account
10.03.2026 03:01
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Bluesky's new age verification system will make you choose to either hum/mumble a few words from a Dave Matthews song (song must be from Crash or Under the Table and Dreaming) or play the opening riff to Black Sabbath's Iron Man on guitar (it's ok if you're a little off as long as it's sincere)
10.03.2026 02:26
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I'll accept that
10.03.2026 03:06
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sorry that song is by matchbox 20, my bad, stop yelling at me
10.03.2026 03:05
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can you meet me in the middle and maybe play a few bars of Freebird
10.03.2026 03:02
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sorry, that's how you get a mastodon account not a bluesky account
10.03.2026 03:01
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bsky.app/profile/kenn...
10.03.2026 03:00
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congratulations, you passed age verification
10.03.2026 02:59
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Semi-Charmed Life by eve6 works too
10.03.2026 02:58
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wait "One Headlight" wasn't by Incubus?
10.03.2026 02:52
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I messed up, I should have been an account that posts space facts, I'd still have to care about politics because I'm a decent person but at least I'd enjoy part of the day
10.03.2026 02:50
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what is black mold but a large language model, in this ted talk i will
10.03.2026 02:42
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I'm gonna trans Rowling's AI chatbot
10.03.2026 02:40
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If you remember any part of "The KKK took my baby away" other than the chorus you're good to go
10.03.2026 02:41
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it's too bad some of the lower tier twitter assholes have found their way here but it is also sort of amusing that even these odious individuals were like "we have to leave twitter and start posting on bluesky, vibes on twitter are too off"
10.03.2026 02:40
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You can tell when I'm not feeling well adjusted and it's when I remember this website exists
10.03.2026 02:39
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it says some things about some stuff that although people were willing to stoop so low as to follow Donald Trump to another place to hear his thoughts, people flee Elon Musk's horrible stinky brain farts
10.03.2026 02:38
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