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Your favourite town councillor's favourite town councillor.

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11.03.2026 15:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just in case this war wipes us out, tell Ryan Christie I love him #afcb

28.02.2026 14:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So sorry, Andy. Big hugs x

25.02.2026 23:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't believe they've fucked with quizzy Mondays. Although if you get bored, my new boss is the expert on this week's Harry Hill show.

09.02.2026 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Harry Hill Show - Ed Gamble
The Harry Hill Show - Ed Gamble YouTube video by HARRY HILL

A week into a new job and my boss is the guest expert on the latest episode of the Harry Hill Show. Amazing.

youtu.be/wEiXRAaAxNw?...

09.02.2026 10:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You've got to give a little respect to this GDPR training.

06.02.2026 13:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is an abomination #afcb

29.01.2026 17:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Not saying I've made a great choice, but my new employer sent me some merch with my laptop etc ... including socks.

28.01.2026 13:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was tempted to see Sparks at the BIC, but already scared by what that'll be priced at.

27.01.2026 15:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The invasion of Poland today again becomes a subject of sharply contradictory narratives

24.01.2026 23:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We didn't Burnham! #labour

25.01.2026 12:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apologies, I was too busy going bananas myself.

24.01.2026 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not saying that was magical, but I saw @johnneptune.bsky.social dancing to Freed From Desire.

24.01.2026 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I loved it and spent the whole time thinking THIS WAS MADE FOR ANDY

22.01.2026 23:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trust me to have two weeks between jobs in the middle of a monsoon.

22.01.2026 13:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where's the monkey chicken petting zoo?

22.01.2026 06:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just heard The White Stripes in a shop and wonder who's the band I've listened to the most, but haven't actively listened to in a decade.

19.01.2026 12:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reminder of the spectacularly poor judgement of these people

18.01.2026 14:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1375 ๐Ÿ” 474 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 67 ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

I can't stop thinking about these three. It's heartbreaking.

13.01.2026 13:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm more concerned that they both look younger than me (41)

11.01.2026 00:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're gonna need a bigger tarpaulin

11.01.2026 00:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.01.2026 17:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry, I ruined it by not going.

07.01.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We need a Tyler Adams who isn't made of biscuits.

03.01.2026 20:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exceptional work.

03.01.2026 11:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
NHS Talking Therapies Hampshire, your local psychological therapy service NHS Talking Therapies Hampshire, treating common mental health conditions like anxiety and depression.

I did a self referral thing through this in Oct, had a chat in Nov and they said that I was only a bit menkel so they'd give me access to their online self-service portal. Took them another month to set that up ๐Ÿ™ƒ

www.italk.org.uk

02.01.2026 06:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@soozuk.bsky.social Sooooooooooz, sorry if I've missed this elsewhere, but will there be a 'stenders primer this year?

18.12.2025 18:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Do you know what they call Ving Rhames' character in Pulp Fiction in Paris?

27.11.2025 09:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ace. I'm sober and stood at the back with the oldies, but they were great.

14.11.2025 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not saying I'm old, but they patted down 10 lads in front of me in the queue for Kneecap and just waved me through.

14.11.2025 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0