jodi

my elbow hurts :(

it always makes me smile when someone asks me for a lighter bc i’m glad u think i look like that

Whitlock's stuff tonight for Team USA was bang on what it was last September.

also GENOOOOOOOOOOOO

israel really pissed off luis arraez so bad he hit the ball hard for the first time ever

some side view mechanics :3

we’ve just decided privacy isn’t a thing anymore and now governments are passing laws that read like NO massive corporation u HAVEEE to harvest our citizens data u HAAAAVVVEEE TO super fucking cool actually

*paws at u* gimme a bruise please
*paws at u* gimme a bruise please
*paws at u* gimme a bruise please
*paws at u* gimme a bruise please
*paws at u* gimme a bruise please
*paws at u* gimme a bruise please
*paws at u* gimme a bruise please
*paws at u* gimme a bruise please
*paws at u* gimme a bruise p

YALL THE ONES THAT I DO THIS SHIT FOR YALL THE ONEEEEESSS THAT I DO THIS SHIT FOR

it feels good to live in a world with a little nats optimism

there’s baseball

:p

we are so up

New frontiers in sabermetrics, folks.

my arm felt electric this morning

if the patriots win im doing it and big they wont like it

i put my pitch grips on tiktok and im putting them here too ! in order: 4 seam , 2 seam , change up, slider

wake up new slider grip just dropped

this is my favorite pitch ive ever thrown, i love throwing change ups i need to learn how to locate them low in the zone

There are three prospects on the MLB Top 100 who are older than J-Rod.

i need them to announce that the president is just full of ants on thursday cuz i lowkey cant afford the klarna payments for my kalshi bet if they dont

planning to put my tiktoks on here and try to move over here permanently eventually, tiktok sucks and i hate it

Hitters really do have a lot of control over their batted ball distribution. Max Muncy hit just one (1) opposite field groundball in 2025. When you're as committed to pulling the ball in the air as he is, the reverse rarely happens.

LARRY ELLISON EATS BABIES

tiktok hates me so now butterfly twitter gets jodi pitches, im kinda nasty w the change up now

the smell phone is scary because people. could be talking to me on it

It is genuinely insane to watch capital decide that allowing this shit to go on is better for them than having to allow the FTC to do mild monopoly investigations and require cancellation buttons on websites.

they should invent a pizza that i have. like one thats in my possession or my inventory storage or sometbing

this administration is actual real evil. how can anyone approve of this

ive been contemplating in my contemplation cave for a while and now my opinions are all facts actually